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littleprovolone in capeandcowl

[x17, voice, Filtered from Police Most Wanteds]

Sep 14, 2009 20:40

[Police Filter]

I just wanted to report that Mr. Cameron Hodge attacked me on my way home from the grocery store last night. I tried to apprehend him but he... got away. He threatened both Ms. Dazzler and Mr. Warren Worthington by name, and he was really really obsessed with Mr. Warren and... I'm sorry I couldn't stop him.

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† mary batson | mary marvel

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[voice] kickinsidekick September 15 2009, 03:46:07 UTC

Mary? You okay?

[voice] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:05:14 UTC

... I've been better, Rikki, but I'm okay.

[voice] kickinsidekick September 15 2009, 04:08:32 UTC

I'm glad.

[private]

Is something up with Mr. Worthington? I work at his offices. I can keep an eye on him if he needs it.

[private] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:11:46 UTC

Oh! Oh, gosh! I'm not sure how much that would help, but I appreciate the offer.

...Rikki, are you a mutant?

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[Police Filter] shockheadedpete September 15 2009, 03:59:50 UTC

He did what.

[Police Filter] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:03:50 UTC

It's okay, Mr. Peter, I'm not really hurt. Just...just kind of shaken up.

I was walking home from the grocery store when he stopped me, told me about what he did to some of the people back at his home, and what he was planning on doing here, and when I tried to arrest him, he defeated me. Mr. Warren says that he must have been stalking me for a while, and that no one's ever beaten him.

[Police Filter] shockheadedpete September 15 2009, 04:14:36 UTC

Hurt or not, it ain't okay to disrespect members of the police force.

Whoever he is, he's toast.

And I'm pleased you're alright.

[Police Filter] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:19:02 UTC

No offense, Mr. Peter, but I don't think you could handle him.

He beat me in less than two seconds flat. He's immortal because of a demon and he's got alien powers.

Thread 12

[On second thought, a rather flimsy, but good-hearted filter] dcushitkicker September 15 2009, 04:17:29 UTC

You doin' ok there, Mary?

[Same filter!] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:20:11 UTC

I'm... yeah, I'm okay. Just a little shook up is all.

[Filtered forever then... also retroactive voice fffffff] dcushitkicker September 15 2009, 04:23:08 UTC

'Bout what?

...

Is it that Nigma bastard again?

[he sounds very suspicious]

[Ditto, and I figured] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:34:54 UTC

No, it wasn't Mr. Nygma. He hasn't spoken to me for a while.

I just... got into a fight last night. That's all.

[Private, Encrypted even] ohexplodable September 15 2009, 04:21:03 UTC

... so what's this about me an' Hodge the Gay Mandroid?

I'd ask Sam but, y'know, he prob'ly doesn't wanna worry me.

[Private, Encrypted even] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:21:50 UTC

... How did you know it was Mr. Hodge?!

[same filter forever] ohexplodable September 15 2009, 04:27:39 UTC

Well, like, I didn't, but you were totally talking to Sam about me an' Rictor being in danger? And then you were all, like, "hey Wings and Dazzler something's going down!" and I went "oh dude, who picks on us and Angel" and, like.

Obvs it's Hodge.

Or Deadpool, but, like, he's bein' good for Terry, y'know?

[same filter forever] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 04:34:01 UTC

... No, you're right, it wasn't Mr. Wade.

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cry_andletloose September 15 2009, 06:09:58 UTC

Cameron Hodge? He's here too? I swore I'd killed him!

Sorry, I'm not sure I know who you are, but if he ever threatens you again and you need help, will you get in contact with me if you can? I can take him out and bring him in.

Stay safe, okay? He's very dangerous.

... Uhm, is Alex on the police filters? littleprovolone September 16 2009, 04:42:46 UTC

... People come back to life here. I'm okay, just a little rattled, sir.