Video, Baby!
HEY HOWDY ONCE AGAIN, SCABIES AND GERMS!
Holy hoppin' hot diggity dawg, I'm back in Dumpsville, USA! Who loves ya, baby? Dudes, form a line to my left for high-fives! Theresas, form a line to my right for make-outs!
C'mon now! Fess up, yutzleys! Who missed the ever-lovin' red-clad Deadpool? I want sniffles! Quivering lower lips! I want parades and keys to various cities and their bedchamberses and chastity belts! I'm dishing out hugs for the first 50 snugglebunnies what need some Quality Wade time, noogies non-negotiable. Shatheaaaad? I know you've been pining for good-natured yet biting barb-a-papas about your hair-don'ts! Ricky Rictardo - how's all that anger management going, vato? Tu madre esta puta muy gordita y fea todavia? Sammy Hucklebuck Cannonballs, how's yer hug-a-jug flava?
Portly Nazi War-Freak Yuckbag Modern Major General! Still goose-steppin' your gooey little Twinkie-lookin' ass all over this burg hunting your unstoppable Chocula archnemesneeze?
Lusty Homo-Monkey-Luscious! Still Bitchy McBitchcakes?
Hey Lo-Lo The Dog-Faced Boy - still humping way beyond your station?
Tony Starkers! Still mortaging your soul for temporary feeling of snuggly security?
Eddie, My Nygma! How goes the 'getting free money from the gubmint' infomercial action?
Hey Bullshizer! Hope you're still kickin' around the pokey with Carnagie Hall!
Sladeykins, how the drill-winkies treatin' ya?
That's So Raven! How's the accidental witch business goin'?
Sally Jupe-Jupe! Tassel it up!
What's up with my Avenger damies? I just got back from a supa-doopa inspirational multi-world ass-kick-a-thon and wound up in the big-time Hero Club back home! I'm tellin' ya, Aunt Petunia's Fugliest Nephew even invited me to poker night with the cigar-chompin' squad after I helped the Flighty Avengers kick all sorts o' symbiont dino-ass all over Manhattan! Seriously, Black Widowmaker, you were even there for it! I totally covered your flank and every-thang! So'z I'm ready to get a-workin' to cleaning up this crapyard now that I've gotten the ol' yankeroo back to Stanktown. Somebody gimme a badge!
And three things. I need a shout out from my boy Weasel, I need to see that glowy-eyed old Messiah-borg I know and guy-love can't be dead here like he is back home, and I really need to know if the lurve de me vida is still here and singin' her sweet sweet song I done missed so much. Conas atá tú, bean mo chroi?
So what's the happy haps, you crazy-ass alternaverse? Holla at me, Dogberts! How long have I been vamoosed?
Holy hoppin' hot diggity dawg, I'm back in Dumpsville, USA! Who loves ya, baby? Dudes, form a line to my left for high-fives! Theresas, form a line to my right for make-outs!
C'mon now! Fess up, yutzleys! Who missed the ever-lovin' red-clad Deadpool? I want sniffles! Quivering lower lips! I want parades and keys to various cities and their bedchamberses and chastity belts! I'm dishing out hugs for the first 50 snugglebunnies what need some Quality Wade time, noogies non-negotiable. Shatheaaaad? I know you've been pining for good-natured yet biting barb-a-papas about your hair-don'ts! Ricky Rictardo - how's all that anger management going, vato? Tu madre esta puta muy gordita y fea todavia? Sammy Hucklebuck Cannonballs, how's yer hug-a-jug flava?
Portly Nazi War-Freak Yuckbag Modern Major General! Still goose-steppin' your gooey little Twinkie-lookin' ass all over this burg hunting your unstoppable Chocula archnemesneeze?
Lusty Homo-Monkey-Luscious! Still Bitchy McBitchcakes?
Hey Lo-Lo The Dog-Faced Boy - still humping way beyond your station?
Tony Starkers! Still mortaging your soul for temporary feeling of snuggly security?
Eddie, My Nygma! How goes the 'getting free money from the gubmint' infomercial action?
Hey Bullshizer! Hope you're still kickin' around the pokey with Carnagie Hall!
Sladeykins, how the drill-winkies treatin' ya?
That's So Raven! How's the accidental witch business goin'?
Sally Jupe-Jupe! Tassel it up!
What's up with my Avenger damies? I just got back from a supa-doopa inspirational multi-world ass-kick-a-thon and wound up in the big-time Hero Club back home! I'm tellin' ya, Aunt Petunia's Fugliest Nephew even invited me to poker night with the cigar-chompin' squad after I helped the Flighty Avengers kick all sorts o' symbiont dino-ass all over Manhattan! Seriously, Black Widowmaker, you were even there for it! I totally covered your flank and every-thang! So'z I'm ready to get a-workin' to cleaning up this crapyard now that I've gotten the ol' yankeroo back to Stanktown. Somebody gimme a badge!
And three things. I need a shout out from my boy Weasel, I need to see that glowy-eyed old Messiah-borg I know and guy-love can't be dead here like he is back home, and I really need to know if the lurve de me vida is still here and singin' her sweet sweet song I done missed so much. Conas atá tú, bean mo chroi?
So what's the happy haps, you crazy-ass alternaverse? Holla at me, Dogberts! How long have I been vamoosed?