Series XXI - Video

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Uh oh. Rimmer is...pished. He's just home from work and he's already four sheets to the wind. Plowed. Plastered. Bolloxed. (He's only had three shots...)]

I'm having a bit of an exshistential crisis, O Network.

You see, I'm dead. Dead as a doornail, dead as Pete Rose's career, dead as a dead thing which just sho happens to be dead. I'm a

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[This comment isn't here but he's watching and loling and considering saying something]

[heartskidnaps]

ogawd ;_;

[ajrimmer_ssc]

/stalks this post

[heartskidnaps]

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

[ private - voice ] lol that was her last night

[darkprophecies]

I agree with you, Arnold.

[Private] LOL I swear I didn't know she'd done that too. :V

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Raven.

Raven, do you think I'm losing my mind?

[Private] XD drunk dialed Beastboy and woke up with a hangover

[darkprophecies]

No, I don't think that you've lost your mind. At all.

[Private] OHLAWD well he just drunkdialed the whole COMM

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Then why can't I remember the things that people say I did?

[Voice]

[ascending_angel]

Uh. Ever think that maybe sometimes it's not bad thing that you don't remember?

[Voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

What?

Why?

I mean, I don't really care about why it's bad. What I mean is...well, smeg, if I'm forgetting things randomly, why can't I forget the important stuff?

Like my mum. Take my mum.

...Everybody else has. More than once.

[Voice]

[ascending_angel]

You always talk about your mom that way?

[Voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Why not? My mother was the Corps' bicycle. Everybody got a ride.

[idateforsupper]

You lost a memory? Just one?

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Just one.

But it's a big one.

[idateforsupper]

At least you didn't lose all your memories, honey.

Is it because you died?

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Noooo. Nooooooo no no, I was already dead before I got here. I've been dead for....oooh, smeg, three million years, now? You kind of lose track after the first millennia or so.

[taughttolisten]

...Rimmer, I think you may need to go to bed.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

What's the point? What's the point of anything around here, when you come right down to it? I mean, really. Really.

[taughttolisten]

To suggest something with a point, then: start drinking water. Staying hydrated will help avert the hangover you're slouching towards right now.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Yes, sir.

Smegging hell, if I'd known I'd be in for a lecture I never would have come to visit.