13th Fantasy / Video, filtered from the Other Mother, hackable if she wants to creeper him
[Video shows Calvin's face close-up in bed, hiding under his covers, still fully clothed. A baseball bat can be glimpsed beside him]
Hey, all you kids out there! In case you haven't gotten the message, the lady with buttons for eyes is an evil, diabolical eye-eating kid-killing freak, no matter what she offers you or who she looks like! Yeah, you heard me right, she can change shape. She can look like anyone.
Which is why I've decided to stay at home until I'm eighty, or she's dead. Whichever comes first. I mean, I might go outside occasionally, but only under heavy escort and maybe in an armoured vehicle of some kind. I strongly suggest all the other kids do the same if you value your eyeballs! I was lucky, but you might not be!
Since she can look like other people, I'm just letting you all know that anyone who wants to visit me is going to have to pass some pretty strict security checks if they wanna hang out. I know, it's tough, but these are the times we live in. Just don't show up in sunglasses or anything else covering your eyes, or else there's going to be some really ugly misunderstandings that I can't be held accountable for, got it?
Be careful, everybody.
Hey, all you kids out there! In case you haven't gotten the message, the lady with buttons for eyes is an evil, diabolical eye-eating kid-killing freak, no matter what she offers you or who she looks like! Yeah, you heard me right, she can change shape. She can look like anyone.
Which is why I've decided to stay at home until I'm eighty, or she's dead. Whichever comes first. I mean, I might go outside occasionally, but only under heavy escort and maybe in an armoured vehicle of some kind. I strongly suggest all the other kids do the same if you value your eyeballs! I was lucky, but you might not be!
Since she can look like other people, I'm just letting you all know that anyone who wants to visit me is going to have to pass some pretty strict security checks if they wanna hang out. I know, it's tough, but these are the times we live in. Just don't show up in sunglasses or anything else covering your eyes, or else there's going to be some really ugly misunderstandings that I can't be held accountable for, got it?
Be careful, everybody.