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yippiekiyay in capeandcowl

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Aug 02, 2009 18:07

What the FUCK is going on?!

† john mcclane | n/a

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[Voice] ascending_angel August 3 2009, 01:20:02 UTC

[Flatly] Sounds like a party.

[Voice] yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:22:10 UTC

Don't get any ideas.

[Voice] ascending_angel August 3 2009, 01:24:58 UTC

What the hell am I going to do? I'm still sitting in this damn cell waiting for you to verify my case!

...but if that offer for police servitude is still open, I'd be more than willing to take it and help you.

[Voice] yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:29:15 UTC

Consider it DONE. Effective NOW.

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video veggievaluator August 3 2009, 01:20:44 UTC

Initial Observation: Rate of food/drink consumption exponentially increased. Clusters of individuals seeking to supplement diet using whatever means possible.

Possible actions?

video yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:23:45 UTC

Don't go near Central Park right now, for one thing.

We need to stop the violence. People are going insane.

video veggievaluator August 3 2009, 01:41:22 UTC

Directive Affirmed.

[A pause. Then, nervously]

...Details on usage of force?

video yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:44:53 UTC

Non-lethal. These are people getting mindfucked against their will.

easytochop August 3 2009, 01:22:34 UTC

Sin.

yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:24:04 UTC

Aren't you one of them, Lust?

easytochop August 3 2009, 01:27:35 UTC

Don't insult me. Have we spoken before, McClane?

yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:30:05 UTC

I've heard some of your shit before. You have anything to do with this mess?

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kamikazeaussie August 3 2009, 01:25:11 UTC

FUCK IF I KNOW.

Turned off the tube, put in recorded reruns of Happy Days instead. Chugggin' booze. Genuinely enjoying my sweet night off.

Mmmhm.

yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:30:49 UTC

I don't know who the fuck you are, but that's the best shit to do right now. Knock yourself out.

70_pull_weight August 3 2009, 01:25:56 UTC

Everyone's lost their damn minds.

Should we split up the city and try to maintain some semblance of order until we figure out what the hell this is?

yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:36:14 UTC

Some kind of demon shit going on, fucking everybody's minds up. Stay away from Central Park or else you'll get lost. Times Square is going apeshit with violence, though - take your squad there.

70_pull_weight August 3 2009, 01:37:09 UTC

The problem is - part of my team's holding an orgy in Central Park.

The rest of us will be on it.

russianreverse August 3 2009, 01:57:09 UTC

Since when do you have a squad?

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