Vol. 2 Issue 3 [Video]
[The camera comes into focus as the Joker steps back a ways, revealing a rather lavish penthouse suite somewhere in the City. A group of armed thugs surround the wealthy party attendees.]
Helloooooooooo EVERYBODY! Welcome to Rich Rabble Russian Roulette, Joker style! Eeeeeverybody here gets a revolver. It's got two bullets in it. One of my esteemed henchmen here has a laptop, if you transfer a million dollars into my account, we take a bullet out. How's that for generosity?
And don't even think about shooting your way to safety once you get the gun or this will happen.
[The Joker raises a semi-automatic pistol and fires, hitting one of the patrons in the head.]
Oopsie, I hope he's not one of the ones who would have paid.
[The people bustle about, many of them paying up and getting a gun with only one bullet, some of them taking a gun with two as they're ushered back into a circle.]
Now, everyone aim the gun at the head of the person to your left. Hahahaha, thaaaaat's right, you're shooting each other. Ooooh, is that your wife you have to shoot? Too bad. And you lady, look positively delighted. Husband's "secretary" to your left? Good for you. And if you don't pull the trigger, we're gonna shoot you in the gut a few times. It's not a pretty death.
Now, one, two, three!!
[Gunshots as some of the people in the circle pull the trigger and kill the person next to them.]
Now, how can we tell who shot and who didn't? Ahh hell, boys, just shoot 'em all. Hahahahahahaha.
[The thugs open fire on the guests, only as they're circling them, they hit each other as well. Those that aren't dead, the Joker finishes off.]
So hard to get intelligent help these days. Oooohahaahahaha. Well folks at home, thanks for watching. Maybe next time you can play along.
[ooc: TL;DR post is TL;DR. To sum up: Joker robbed and killed some rich people. Video is posted about half an hour after the attack so the Joker will be long gone by now.]
Helloooooooooo EVERYBODY! Welcome to Rich Rabble Russian Roulette, Joker style! Eeeeeverybody here gets a revolver. It's got two bullets in it. One of my esteemed henchmen here has a laptop, if you transfer a million dollars into my account, we take a bullet out. How's that for generosity?
And don't even think about shooting your way to safety once you get the gun or this will happen.
[The Joker raises a semi-automatic pistol and fires, hitting one of the patrons in the head.]
Oopsie, I hope he's not one of the ones who would have paid.
[The people bustle about, many of them paying up and getting a gun with only one bullet, some of them taking a gun with two as they're ushered back into a circle.]
Now, everyone aim the gun at the head of the person to your left. Hahahaha, thaaaaat's right, you're shooting each other. Ooooh, is that your wife you have to shoot? Too bad. And you lady, look positively delighted. Husband's "secretary" to your left? Good for you. And if you don't pull the trigger, we're gonna shoot you in the gut a few times. It's not a pretty death.
Now, one, two, three!!
[Gunshots as some of the people in the circle pull the trigger and kill the person next to them.]
Now, how can we tell who shot and who didn't? Ahh hell, boys, just shoot 'em all. Hahahahahahaha.
[The thugs open fire on the guests, only as they're circling them, they hit each other as well. Those that aren't dead, the Joker finishes off.]
So hard to get intelligent help these days. Oooohahaahahaha. Well folks at home, thanks for watching. Maybe next time you can play along.
[ooc: TL;DR post is TL;DR. To sum up: Joker robbed and killed some rich people. Video is posted about half an hour after the attack so the Joker will be long gone by now.]