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[la_belette]

[Weaz is back in his hovel apartment in the MAC, and he's armed for bear. Metaphorically. He's got his pump-action flamethrower, and a giant gun with a full-arm grip and rifle sights...and a barrel the size of a softball. Whatever that gun shoots, it's BIG. He's even got a Klingon Bat'leth strapped to his back

Comments

[liverletdie]

Why are you wearing a cheap knock-off of my armor?

[la_belette]

I was just...playin' around with a thing and it sorta came out looking like that.

[liverletdie]

Just "sorta"?

[la_belette]

Well, you know, I wanted to put my own stamp on it, eventually. Just the, you know, the silhouette came out just a bit similar, is all, but when I finally paint the thing you won't even notice, boss.

Ugh, computer issues

[wadewilson]

Huzzah! The return of the conquering stalwart hero of yore! Lord Weasel of the Farthington Weasels!

Holy crap, that made me laugh so hard. You magnificent bastard.

[la_belette]

Just get your ass over here and get me the damn belt!

YAY.

[wadewilson]

Look behind you! I'm already... ahem. Drum roll please.

... IN UR HIDEY-HOLE, DANGLING UR BELTZ.

Thank you, thank you, internet jokes are always the most hilarious of jokes.

[Action] I changed his journal name to that!

[la_belette]

...You fucker.

[He holds out his hand for the belt, impatiently.]

[take_theride]

What the fuck?

[la_belette]

What the what the fuck? Dude, pay attention, GODZILLA IS HERE.

[take_theride]

So you've come to rape and pillage?

[la_belette]

No, you asshole, I'm defending myself.

[permatext] Metaphorical bear. It's an old expression. Because Bitsy is old.

[la_belette]

Because a teleporting vest would be way too Tron.

Nope. Google it!

[la_belette]

Now why would you wear a belt if it was just gonna go poof on ya?

...Oh, shit. That'd be funny, because then your pants would fall down.