1. Enter: Superboy [voice]

[kryptoniankid]

[sounds of buttons being mashed]

--stupid communicator thing.

Uh, hellooooo? Guys? Anyone? ...Yeah, someone mind explaining to me what's goin' on? The metal guy wasn't exactly the most helpful person in the world...

Is this thing even working?

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[Private :: Superboy]

[verddeoa]

Hey Superboy, it's Green Lantern. The young one. Have you spoken to anyone from the League yet?

[Private :: green lantern]

[kryptoniankid]

Oh, jeez, you're here too? Man, what's going on?

[Private :: Superboy]

[verddeoa]

Yeah, I know. Getting abducted gets real old, real fast in this business.

We should probably talk in person. There's a lot of stuff you need to know.

[Private :: green lantern]

[kryptoniankid]

Alright, that's cool with me, right now I'm with Robin. We can meet up later, maybe?

[ohexplodable]

Huh. Well, basically, this place's police all vanished mysteriously and the Stark (that metal tin can guy) instead of, like, finding them or hiring new police was all "lol SUPARHEROS" and built this portal thing and randomly, like, drags people with powers from different dimensions.

Only he's not really that accurate because he's, like, pulling kids and stuff, which is totally, like, dumb, right?

Oh, and by the way, if you're new, how old are ya? Just tryin' to keep track, y'know?

[kryptoniankid]

Ugh, man. This has got to be a bad dream, cause seriously, this is really screwed up.

Huh? Well, I guess I'd be 15.

[ohexplodable]

Huh. Well, if it's a dream it's a pretty damn long and detailed and screwed up one, no joke. I mean, you'd have had to, like, eaten a sandwich with pickles and peanut butter and, like, sardines to get an effect even close to this.

... ugh. Okay, it's settled. The Stark's an effin' pedo. =/

[kryptoniankid]

..............

What, does the guy have a collection of 10 year olds?

[Voice, and Private to Superboy]

[iamwonder]

Superboy. I did not expect to hear your voice.

[pauses for a moment.]

Here, of course.

[the sound of shifting, and a slight clang in the background.]

If you don't remember my voice, this is Wonder Woman. If your experience is anything like mine, I'm sure you've been given the basics of your situation by now, but please feel free to contact me if you need anything.

[voice trembles slightly.]

I...

There are things...

[a long pause]

Let me know if you need anything.

[Voice, and Private to wonder woman]

[kryptoniankid]

Wonder woman?! Umm...

...just how many league members are here?

[a slight pause]

I'm with Robin right now, he seems to be filling me in on what's going on.