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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

. . .

Dude.

Take a chill pill.

Relax.

[undying_heroism]

For you.

[cantgetlaidin]

Yes. And for everyone else.

[undying_heroism]

In your time period.

[cantgetlaidin]

This is a waste of time.

[undying_heroism]

[snick]

And this, boys and girls, is what happens when you don't belieeeeeeeve. How sad, how sad.

Well, suit yourself, although be prepared for a big parental "I TOLD YOU SO" when you figure all this out yourself later~

[cantgetlaidin]

We'll see about that.

[undying_heroism]

[le mocking his? accent now]

Oh yes, ve vill.

[spooky laugh then a click]