13.4 - 13 Items in your fridge.

[cantbewithhim]

1. Quart'a milk.
2. 6 eggs.
3. Stick'a butter.
4. Half-jar'a tomat'as.
5. Bowl'a beans I never ate.
6. Flask'a whiskey.
7. 6 pack'a beer.
8. Orange juice.
9. Raspberry jam.
10. Chocolate syrup.
11. Peanutbutter.
12. 2 apples.
13. Head'a lettuce.

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Comments

[dial_a_psychic]

Dude, your fridge is totally lacking of the awesome flavour. *hands him a pineapple*

[cantbewithhim]

*blinks a bit and takes it* Why's it all spiny like that?

[dial_a_psychic]

You´ve never seen a pineapple before??

[cantbewithhim]

Well, only in'a jar, but I reckon that's the inside.. *sets the pineapple in his fridge and shrugs*

Thanks.

[rein_it_in]

Sugar, you shouldn't keep the whiskey or the peanut butter in the fridge. The former's better at room temperature and the latter gets all hard when you keep it cold.

[cantbewithhim]

Well, the whiskey ain't never in there fer long anyways an' I think I threw it in there ta keep it away from Jenny last she was here. *shrugs* An' I don't eat peanutbutter so I figured it'd stay better fer when Jack or Jenny comes 'round.

[rein_it_in]

Peanut butter's got a shelf life of about forever, honey. You don't have to worry about it goin' bad as long as you keep the lid on it.

[cantbewithhim]

I reckon that's true... *puts the whiskey in his pocket and the peanutbutter out on the counter*

Better?