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[cannonsburn]

For pippopippo who is an ENABLER. >.>

Title: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Pairing: Cesc Fàbregas/Robin van Persie, Bradley James/Colin Morgan
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Complete fiction
A/N: Crack fic. Crack like you wouldn't beliiieve, but if you're surprised by this, then you really don't know me. pippopippo said: you should write about poster!cesc and poster!robin

Comments

[pippopippo]

udAGHDIASDIUAdgas FAVOURITE. THANK YOU. ♥

[cannonsburn]

This is your brainchild, okay, I JUST MADE IT WORDY AND LONG.

[pippopippo]

Pretty much our weirdass wavelength makes anything possible, bb. ♥

[cannonsburn]

S'about time our ideas translated into actual fic, yeah? Now if only we could get a move on with that Shakespeare AU, I STILL WANT.

[diskarte]

Cesc likes to think he’s a good ruler.
are you even
how are you real

[cannonsburn]

I run on my own special brand of crazy. *preens* XDDD

[diskarte]

Jack squeaks. “We would never.”
i can't. i CANNOT.

“Ooh, it’s Robin!” Samir says excitedly when Bradley unrolls the poster. “We’ve always wanted him.”
i'm legit cackling

“You,” he says, distastefully.

“Hello,” Robin says, pleasantly.

“Don’t hello me,” Cesc says, glaring at him. “I’ve always suspected you’d come to usurp my power.”

“I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.” i can't even believe this i CAN'T oh my god rachie.

poster!cesc sees all the endearing qualities of rl!r and start to associate them with p!r too, and he falls for r!r first. so when he starts putting the moves on p!r, p!r can be like ~insecure and stuff. he'll be like 'you only like me cos i look like him'. and every poster in the room goes, 'YOU ARE HIM.' jack is like, "pfght. people their age are so ridiculous."

i want to cry you are so perfect

[cannonsburn]

A throwback to the days when the only thing I could write was crack fic. Y'know. I've kind of missed it. LOL

[pendules]

I GOT SO HAPPY WHEN I SAW THIS, IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS. :D

there was a blank spot where Ashley Cole used to be, but Bradley had angrily ripped him off and crumpled him up

even Almunia was nice to him, that bleach-haired traitor.

SOBBING. Cesc is the best poster!overlord ever.

Cesc watches the live version of Robin throw his arms around the Cesc on the screen. “You’re hugging me,” he mumbles. But he’s secretly pleased, and a little sad that he won’t ever get to hug Robin.

OMG, RACHIE, THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER. *_*

The pick-up lines! I CAN'T.

he sees real cesc with a beard one match and goes, "WTF IS THAT? what is that THING on my face?"

LMAO. OF COURSE.

YOU ARE AMAZING. AND VY TOO. &BOTHOFYOU;

[cannonsburn]

UGH, OVERLORD, YES. How did I miss that? Overlord > lord, and Cesc is more of the overlord type anyway.

[arsenal4ever]

omg this was AMAZING! so bloody hilarious! i lOVELOVELOVE it ... hahhah!

[cannonsburn]

Thank you! :D