I'm sure most of you still remember how awesome Firefly is, but I feel compelled to share a line for old times' sake:

Kaylee: *Sigh* Everyone's got somebody...Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cuz I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cuz you're pretty.

"Skullcandy is proud to offer the best product warranty in the industry: if this product should fail in your lifetime, we will replace it at no charge. If the product is damaged by aggressive music listeners sliding a rail, sliding down the emergency ramp of your aircraft, slammed in your locker, slammed in your car door, run over by a car, running ( Read more... )

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The 40th anniversary of the moon landing has got lots of folks waxing cynical about space programs. Honestly, I loved the idea of space travel when I was young, but now, in my transition to adulthood, I always had difficulty justifying it. Thank god I found my answer, in the words of Werner Von Braun as interpreted by Tom Wolfe ( Read more... )

Bad day at work. Blowing off steam by writing:. I'm probably misusing post-modern (actually, these days, any use of "post-modern" is probably a misuse, due to it's over-use) where "performance art" would be more accurate, but whatever. Again: blowing off steam after a long day ( Read more... )

My screen keeps getting covered in weird artifacts. It looks like this (except even when out of game): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/CannedLizard/weirdgraphicalglitch.jpgRead more... )

Pop music is best because it plugs directly into the parts of our brain that burn like fire and are never satisfied for long.

The best thing ever, for now:

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'When summer starts, there are suddenly an awful lot of very pretty people dressed in summer clothes, which are sexy in a different way from winter clothes. And I find myself swinging wildly back and forth between thinking, "Calm down, Joey. These are real people, who should be treated with respect. I wonder what she thinks of that book she's ( Read more... )

The BNP won a seat on the European Parliament.

Fuck.

The fascists are here to stay.