Twenty-Two Stars

[canicrynow]

You can stop talking about me like I'm dead now you know, haha. Even though I kind of am

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[passion8history]

At least you still have your ....man parts.

[canicrynow]

They're bigger! That alone is enough to make me want to kill myself! This is a blow to my man's ego!

[passion8history]

I don't want to know that!! His music freak of a friend kept threatening me on the network, and he left your dead body lying around..it's ...

I kind of want to puke.

[canicrynow]

I already did. Try to hold it in a while or the pipes will clog and then we'll have to plunge them. Believe me, I know from experience.

[canicrynow]

I DON'T CARE. MAY GOD STRIKE EVERYONE DOWN SO I CAN DRINK IN PEACE.

[canicrynow]

UNLIKELY. GOD SMILES UPON ME. YOU BASTARDS LESS SO.

[ginironosora]

That's hard to do, considering your body's on the veranda.

Even though I know you're here, it just...

My stomach won't settle.

[canicrynow]

It's more disconcerting to me that you're all so disconcerted about it. It was a mite creepy, though, the way my face was so blank.

Not so unexpected, though, is it? They'd do that sort of thing. Pity we're too scared to try it on them ourselves.

[ginironosora]

.....You shouldn't have looked..

As likely as that is, it still hurt. It still does.

[canicrynow]

You know, he's really going to do it someday. Maybe you should look at it as a rehearsal.