01//Eccentric Arrival

[candyisthegame]

[A slender figure dressed in black trousers, a dark plum overcoat, and top hat makes his way over to the device.]

H-hello? Doris? [He picks it up and viewers come face to face with one of pale complexion with striking amethyst colored eyes and caramel colored jaw length hair. And of course we can’t forget the top hat.]

I don’t remember this room

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[Video]

[made_in_oz]

Hello? Pardon me, Sir, but name is Jack; not Doris.

Are you new to Wonderland?

[Video]

[candyisthegame]

[Wonka is slightly taken aback by the pumpkin speaking to him.]

A pumpkin? Hmmm...Maybe THAT'S the ingredient I should use in my next batch of fudge...Yeah! And then maybe add some nutmeg...totally blow 'em outta the water with that one!

[He looks back at Jack and responds with a toothy grin.]
I don't see why your name matters, but hello Jack! The name's Willy Wonka.

[He leans forward on his cane, wondering just where 'Wonderland' is.]

Wonderland? I've never heard of it. Is that anywhere near Loompaland? Because that country was ruled by nothing but lying governmental gluttons.

[Video]

[made_in_oz]

Hello, Mr. Wonka. This place is Wonderland but I've never heard of Loompaland. I hadn't heard of Wonderland before I came here, though, so maybe Loompaland is nearby.

[Video]

[candyisthegame]

Never heard of Loompaland? Just where have you been, my dear pumpkin? [He can't help but smirk/smile once more.]

Well, I do need to return ASAP. I can't very well leave those children and their p-[why does he have to say THAT word...again he gives up after struggling] the other people alone in my factory. I can only imagine what they'll do to my chocolate...[He grimaces at the thought.]

[candyisthegame]

Well dang. You're the second person to tell me Doris isn't here. Just where could she be? She works for me, you know. A very dependable secretary. [Proud smile appears.]

[Upon hearing that second part, his smile vanishes.]
Are you telling me I'm being watched by everyone? I wonder if Slugworth is behind this...He's always had his eyes on my recipes, but I was always too smart to let him get his grubby thieving hands anywhere near my candy. [That oh so cocky smile reappears.]

[newitgirl]

...Please don't tell me that you're Willy Wonka.

And Doris isn't here.

[candyisthegame]

Why yes, yes I am, lil girl! [Proud to see that SOMEONE knows of his candy making genius.]

And I get it; Doris isn't here. Apparently I'm in Wonderland now, yeah?

[newitgirl]

[She's so confused right now.]

I guess this place likes candy or something.

Yeah, this is Wonderland. Like the book.

[candyisthegame]

Why wouldn't it like candy? [He gets all dreamy eyed.]
Candy is amazing and does have a point, I'll have you know.

[The smile still present as if he's proud he doesn't understand what she's talking about.]

Can't say I've ever heard of it!

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[castoredux]

It's a phone or somethin'.

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[candyisthegame]

I do thank you for quite the elaborate explanation, young man. [a happy sarcasm can be heard in his voice.]

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[castoredux]

[Oh, the glare, if only it were video.] Uh huh. Whatever.

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[candyisthegame]

My aren't you the talkative one! Cat gotcher tongue?

[Wonka would simply tell him that his face would get stuck like that if he glared for too long xD.]

[video]

[itsahotone]

[She's just going to...stare a moment.]

Wow.

[video]

[candyisthegame]

[He looks from the left and then to the right.]

You know it's quite rude to just stare at someone without really saying anything, right?

[video]

[itsahotone]

Is that your real hair? Cause if so, you know there's nothing wrong with getting a weave or something, right?

[video]

[candyisthegame]

Why of course it is, silly girl. And why would I want to do anything with it?