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[candlejack]

I'm sore and sick, someone remind me not to get half-naked at the beach at night. IT'S NOT WORTH IT, sand goes where it should never go. Never again, damn it. In conclusion, I'll stick with the drink, which is quite delicious, I may add

Comments

[flipperland]

I think she wanted an octopus to join in.

[flipperland]

Why not? So many tentackles, so little time.

~ºDº~

[flipperland]

You could have topped him instead. Less chance of getting sand on your girlybits, unless you guys were REALLY FUCKING ENERGIC.

As for the condom dream: GEE I WONDER WHY. :|

[candlejack]

DO NOT HELP.

[candlejack]

... Nudism. Yep.

[candlejack]

Yes. Nothing new there.

[jupiterk]

I... wish I was there. I would get sick to see you naked on a beach.

[candlejack]

I WASN'T NAKED, my pants were d-- Why am I telling you this, get out.

[jupiterk]

I am going to have such magical dreams about this

[candlejack]

LMFAO MAGICAL DREAMS GET OUT KAT

[dethroned_king]

Were you topless?

[candlejack]

*Backhands.*

[dethroned_king]

WELL YOU SAID HALF-NAKED, I WAS JUST WONDERING

[candlejack]

Shut up, womanizer.