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[canadianevil]

I passed a good deal of time at work today thinking about what various fictional people would say if I called them. For example...

Me: Hello, may I speak to Aragorn son of Arathorn?
AsoA: This is he.
Me: Hi, my name is Chloe, and I'm calling to do a customer satisfaction survey for a really big phone company. Would you have time to go through the

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[palmer_kun]

I need to put that vikings message on metaquotes

[canadianevil]

Fine with me. :D

[queencallipygos]

I wandered in from metaquotes.

I have decided I want to find that man with that answering machine in Hawaii and marry him.

[linteannaiel]

Me: Hello, may I speak to Aragorn son of Arathorn?
AsoA: This is he.
Me: Hi, my name is Chloe, and I'm calling to do a customer satisfaction survey for a really big phone company. Would you have time to go through the questions with me now?
AsoA: There may come a time when I sit through your boring survey and the ears of men may fall off, but that is not this day! This day, we HANG UP!

Best. thing. ever. :D

Aside from the answering machine message from the man in Hawaii, of course. ^_~

[betareject]

LOL And here I thought I was the only one who amused myself with such thoughts while I was working for Convergys back in the day...

Although I did to amuse myself by transfering bitchy angry crazy people who called from towns that were supposed to have been evacuated because of the hurricanes to my buddy who'd pretend to be the hurricane itself. Between making windy sounds he'd tell them that they weren't getting their package because...guess what? No one (save for themselves) was in the town to deliver it because it had been evacuated...Sadly this happened far more than I should admit and amused us far more than what would be considered healthy >__>

[canadianevil]

Hee! Entirely awesome.

[rebuildingrome]

your interior dialogue makes me chortle.