Tell me a story

[camshaft22]

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

I totally stole this from like everywhere. But you should probably blame somehowunbroken.

Comments

[clwilson2006]

blame Ki always works!

Major Parrish/Doctor Lorne - The one where Lorne agonizes for days about what gift to give Parrish for Christmas.

That horrible moment at 3 am when you realize that you're truly fucked.

[camshaft22]

Evan Lorne faced down Wraith.

Evan Lorne faced Replicators.

Evan Lorne faced down crazy women who wanted him for his genetics.

So, why was it that he couldn't find a proper gift for a man that was quickly meaning everything to him?

He sorta longed for Pegasus.

[somehowunbroken]

/takes blame proudly

The one where John and Cam think they're stuck in some sort of super fancy prison, but it turns out that the locals saw how in love they are and gave them a really nice hotel suite for the night.

Cell from Heaven

[camshaft22]

Cam frowned, looking at John. "There's food in here too. What sort of prison is this?"

"A weird one?" John asked, looking through the bars on the windows. "It's nice. Nicer than home. And that one time in New Mexico.

"That wasn't my fault. And yeah. It's like... five star at the least."

"They might be going to kill us in the morning, so they're giving us a good send off?"

"Nice. Well, whatever. Let's kick back and then escape later."

Re: Cell from Heaven

[somehowunbroken]

:DDDDD