STARGATE ATLANTIS FANFIC: Bacon (Rated G/All)

[campylobacter]

Bacon
by campylobacter
I was vandalizing misshapenmuse 's Lover100 John/Teyla prompts...

"John, why are you awake at this hour?"

"I've been craving bacon."

Teyla tilted her head in query as John rummaged through the provisions in the cooler.

"It's, uh, let's see," John mused, "thin, fried strips of fatty, salt-cured meat. I don't suppose you had pigs on Athos? Fat,

Comments

Re: Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge

[thothmes]

My arteries! My arteries! They harden! They haaarrrden!!!!

Re: Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge

[campylobacter]

I'm afraid of even IMAGINING what Twinkiehenge would taste like.

[oceania]

BACON WRAPPED TWINKIES?????? Now, that sounds vaguely pornographic in a slashtacular way. I love bacon and order it on pizza and burgers but do not keep it in my house...too dangerous. mmmmm...bacon sandwiches. BUt seriously, WTF is John doing cheating on Rodney with TEYLA. Of all people! John is a one man man.

[campylobacter]

Actually, Rodney was craving a midnight club sandwich, and John was looking for the ingredients for it in the kitchen when Teyla caught him.

Because Elizabeth was craving syrup. ;-D