Comments | campylobacter: BAD POETRY: Jack and Sam Dr. Seuss Porn (R/Mature)

campylobacter

May 14, 2011 19:34

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lc59 May 15 2011, 02:48:29 UTC

I. AM. SPEECHLESS.
Thanks to you two I probably never be able to read this book to any future grandchildren.

campylobacter May 15 2011, 02:51:34 UTC

LOL

Believe me, this is better than the dren that it inspired it. ;D

lc59 May 15 2011, 02:56:33 UTC

Yes, sadly I too have glanced thru some of her stuff. Needless to say it didn't keep my attention for long.

I don't know what else to say except gingasaur May 15 2011, 02:50:39 UTC

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Re: I don't know what else to say except campylobacter May 15 2011, 02:55:40 UTC

No actual blue Jell-O was harmed in the making of this crack.

oceania May 15 2011, 02:51:07 UTC

I bow to your superior crack. (so to speak!) I cannot lay claim to the truly inspired bits!

campylobacter May 15 2011, 02:55:05 UTC

It's frightening what reading badfic will do to brain cells. ;D

cleothemuse May 15 2011, 02:58:43 UTC

*dies*

*revives*

*dies again*

campylobacter May 15 2011, 03:01:30 UTC

YOU STARTED IT.

It's ALL YOUR FAULT.

cleothemuse May 15 2011, 04:52:11 UTC

*ascends and takes a bow*

magnavox_23 May 15 2011, 03:25:56 UTC

There are no words. You have already used them so eloquently here! *bows down before ye ladies*

campylobacter May 15 2011, 14:52:44 UTC

Thanks!

I keep fearing that the ghost of Theodore Geisel will pay me a revenge-haunting.