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Character: Shishido Ryou
Series: Tennis no Ohjisama/Prince of Tennis [ http://animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=876 ]
Age: 15
Canon: Shishido is slightly arrogant, very proud, and very blunt. He's not as bad as he used to be, which was an arrogant prat with a stick shoved up his ass, but he's much easier to handle. Most of the credit goes to his partner, Ohtori Choutarou. Shishido swears a lot, doesn't really care too much for formalities, but will totally place his trust and respect in anyone who earns it. He's quirky, an incredibly spaz, and doesn't like people who pretend to be what they aren't, and enjoys going out of his way to prove people wrong. This is probably because he goes to Hyotei [school full of rich brats] and he's not as financially secure as the rest of them. His favorite phrase, which he'll mutter from time to time is "gekidasa", which basically means "super/so lame" and he's a history lover.
Ugh. Getting up way too early to get on a bus for summer camp is a pain in the ass. Guess the parents wanted me to do something besides tennis and reading history books during vacation. What do they know? Tennis is awesome, and everything else is so lame. Not like I'm going to do it for the rest of my life. Tennis will only take you so far, but hell, I can get scholarships off it.
Where's Choutarou? He'd love this; he's the camping type. I'll just find my cabin, find my bed...
I need sleep. And coffee. Coffee would be ideal. This camp better have coffee, or I'll be a damned zombie.
...
O-kay, maybe not an ACTUAL zombie.
Fuck! WERE THOSE BRAINS?! They weren't fucking kidding! This IS Camp "FUCK! YOU DIE!" And there are actual ZOMBIES!
...arms were NOT meant to bend that way. Or sound...like...can you actually do that with a le--Okay, question answered.
Shit. Maybe I should have gone with my brother to visit our grandparents. Fuck. Now I definately need coffee. Or maybe something stronger. Hellfires.
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Character: Kazuma
Series: s-CRY-ed
Age: 16
Canon: Born and raised in the Lost Ground (formerly Japan's Kanagawa province), Kazuma is a Native Alter--one of the rare 2% of the population born with Alter ability: the ability to transform any matter. His Alter is called Shell-bullet, and is basically a metallic alloy that forms an armor over his right arm and has heavy destructive capabilities. All that is really known about his past is that his parents are dead, and that during his childhood, he was looked after by another Alter user named Cougar Straight--who might or might not have been his brother.
In many ways, Kazuma is the typical shounen-style badass: he has a hair-trigger temper and attitude like whoa. If he doesn't like you, he will hit you. Even if he does like you, if you say something he doesn't like, he'll hit you. If he really doesn't like you, he'll probably give you a taste of his Alter, as well. Impulsive to the bone, he rarely thinks things through before acting--which often lands him in situations way over his head. A rugged-individualist, he walks his own path and to hell with what anyone else thinks about it. Needless to say, he has a bit of a problem with authority figures--or anyone else who thinks they can tell him how to live or what he can or can't do. Aside from anger-management issues, he is also fiercely protective of the few people he does care about and will do anything to protect them. In addition, he's not terribly bright, and can be something of a goofball as well; at anything other than fighting, he's almost a total incompetent.
(Note: This entry takes place about halfway through the series, when Kazuma and Ryuhou--his arch-rival throughout the series--disappear for eight months during their second major fight. At this point, Kazuma only has the first two forms of his Alter--the second of which he still can't control very well...which should be good for a laugh, if nothing else.)
This is all that bitch Ryuhou's fault...
Last thing I remember is squaring off against the bastard, ready to feed him a Shell-bullet sandwich, when, wouldn't you know it--my damn Alter went haywire...again. Fucking pissed me off too, cuz I coulda kicked that pretty-boy's ass once and for all--I know it! Anyway...I didn't get the chance cause there was this weird, white light, and some kinda explosion...and next thing I know, I'm...here.
Wherever the fuck here is...
Yeah, yeah, I know. Camp Fuck You Die. But that tells me exactly jack and shit, you know? From what I've been able to find out so far, it's somewhere in the US...and in Hell. Heh...guess all those people were right about me ending up there, after all. Anyway, wherever the fuck this place is, it blows. Hard.
Thought at first I'd blown my ass all the way back to the Alter forest cause I woke up in a fucking tree...with some kinda weird-ass bird perched on my chest, giving me the evil eye. Well, I knocked it offa me and rolled away from it pretty quick, cause the birds in the alter forest--hell, even the plants there can kick your ass--and that's when I found out I was in a goddamn tree, cause I fell about 20 feet, and that damn bird's just sitting up there laughing at me.
So...I fired a Shell-bullet at it.
Nah, I didn't hit it. I aimed about 5 feet over where it was...but at least the little fucker wasn't laughing anymore after that.
Neither was the tree, for that matter...
Since I had no idea where the hell I was, and since I was already Altered, I was just about to fly up and take a peek over the tops of the trees and see if I could figure out which way I needed to go to get the hell outta here, when a shitload of these...uh...dead guys came shambling out from behind the trees. Now, granted, the last time I was in the Alter forest, I didn't really stay in one place long enough to see all the sights...but I don't remember seeing no fucking DEAD GUYS!
Anyway...a buncha them came at me hollering something about "Braaaaiinnns!" and...I'm thinking that's probly not a good thing, so I fired off another Shell-bullet, which shoulda blown the fuckers to hell. And it did...sorta... But all the pieces just kept kinda crawling toward me...and that was just freaky, so I got the hell outta there.
Well, to make a long story longer, I finally reached what I thought at first was one of the Inner villages. But then I remembered that there aint any villages in the forest. Plus there was that big sign out front...CAMP FUCK YOU DIE. Didn't much like the sound of that, either...but I went in anyway cause I saw some other people wandering around, and thought maybe I could find out exactly where the fuck I was. Well...the minute I dragged my ass through the gates, somebody hands me a shotgun and some other shit. A shotgun? What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Hn...Guess I can always use it to club the dead guys with if my Shell-bullet runs out.
I've been here a few hours now...and aside from the dead guys and that fucking bird, already I've been mooned by a ghost, sissy-slapped by a buncha vines, and someone needs to put up a warning sign by that damn lake. I was just sitting on the bank, minding my own business, and this...tentacle thing slithers up and starts getting just way too friendly, so I gave it a taste of my Shell-bullet...but that just seemed to piss it off. Shit...don't Alters work on anything in this hell-hole? And what's all this crap about one of the other campers being a murderer? Has that asshole of a camp director taken a look around this dump? Hello! Fucking DEAD GUYS! TENTACLE-THINGY! BIG-ASS FUCKING TALKING ALLIGATOR! Jeez... any of these geniuses ever think that maybe one of them offed the director's fiance? Feh...If I ever run into that bastard, I think I'll Shell-bullet his ass too...
On the other hand...this hole's got the Lost Ground beat in at least one thing: so far, there's no sign of that prick Ryuhou anywhere. Which is a damn shame, really, cause a) I still wanna kick that bastard's ass all the way back to the Mainland, and b) he'd fit right in with that buncha dead guys I ran into back in the forest. Hn...strike that last part--the dead guys got way more personality. Still...any place that Ryuhou aint has gotta be an improvement--you think so too, right?
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Character: Cher Horowitz
Series: Clueless (movie) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless
Age: 16
Canon: Cher is rich, popular, gorgeous, spoiled, shamelessly manipulative and a real sweetheart underneath it all. She doesn't hesitate to use her powers of persuasion for selfish reasons but she's also a hopeless romantic and really cares about saving the planet. She can be perceptive but most of the time she's pretty oblivious.
So, okay, so there was this party and there was an accident and one of daddy's statues got broken. It totally wasn't my fault but daddy got mad and he was all, "Cher, I'm sending you to summer camp."
I tried to explain that I'm way too old for summer camp and it's not even summer anyway but daddy was being totally unreasonable. He would not budge. Even worse, he only let me take three suitcases. I had to leave behind my purple clogs.
So, here I am. I feel like a total loser. A gorilla just attacked me and ripped my dress and I fell over and got mud in my hair and I tried to call daddy but my phone wouldn't work. I am so lost and why do I need a shotgun for a summer camp, anyway?
The welcoming committee are total barneys. They're in dire need of skin care products and such total fashion emergencies. I told them that the horror movie look is so out but I don't think they're listening. They keep talking about brains. I don't get it but I think they might be on drugs.
Suddenly, my mission is clear. I have to teach the natives the value of a proper skin care regime and accessorising.
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Character: Frey Weilhausen
Series: Alice 19th
Age: 19
Canon: This is going to be long, so please bear with me.
Frey is the designated 'third wheel', which means that he's much more
interesting than the main love interest but gets shunted to the side anyway.
A 'sacred guide', he uses a set of 24
words to get rid of darkness and evil in its various forms (referred to
in the manga as 'Mara'.)
He has the ability to enter the heart/soul of people (called the Inner
Heart), this inner landscape usually being a severely warped, cracked
version of the real world.
Frey is cheerful, likes to joke, and is supposedly girl-crazy. When doing
his job eradicating the darkness in people's hearts, he gets serious, and is
a very skilled user of the Lotis words. He can also cook Spanish food (but
not Norwegian?) and make all sorts of jams- in most of his appearances in
the manga, he's eating some kind of jam.
I know that Terje has a lot of faith in me, but I can't help but think that
this amount of Mara is outside of my area of expertise. There's a lot of
anger, a lot of conflict, a lot of sadness and an implausible amount of
emo.
While I’ve seen a lot of things in my life- bridges turning into hydras,
giant balls of human flesh singing evil hymns, people with at least three
quarters of their bodies taken up by lips, etc etc- this sure does take the
cake. I'd really hate to be the person whose soul spit out all this
darkness out.
At first I ended up among the zombies, and they were pretty hospitable! Not
much of a sense of humour, though, all their jokes tend to bomb. One
particularly large zombie attempted a joke, but I didn't quite get his sense
of humor- the zombies thought it was funny, though:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“BRAAAAAAINS.”
After a while of this, I decided to give it a try myself and tell some
jokes! They were extremely receptive for a while, but you could tell they
weren’t amused after a while when they tried to crack open my skull and eat
my brains, and that was my cue to leave!
Woah! Hey, now, that's not for gorillas! No really I mean it-- GET
AWAY PLEASE THANKS.
...Urgh, that was one thing I never wanted to experience! Violent
molestation isn't quite my style, I'm afraid. Especially if it's from
a gorilla. Now, don't get me wrong, I’d be fine with that kind of
thing if it was a pretty girl! ♥ But not a gorilla.
Maybe heading towards the lake will help me find the people here, and I can
go from there~! It looks like I'm going to have a lot of work ahead of me,
after all.
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Character: Ibu Shinji
Series: Tennis no Oujisama, Prince of Tennis
Age: 13
Canon: One of the rival players from Prince of Tennis, Shinji is the resident tensai or protégé of the Fudomine tennis team, a bunch of public school kids who overcame the suppression of their sempai with the help of their senior captain Tachibana (they fangirl over him, really) and now work to rise to the top. One of Shinji’s best friends is Kamio Akira, Fudomine’s fiery vice captain. His calm nature is often good for balancing out Kamio’s spazzy temper.
Before I go any farther, I just have to answer the question I’m sure is on your mind right now and that is ‘YES, he DOES talk like that.’ Shinji has a habit of mumbling whatever’s on his mind, much to the annoyance and embarrassment of his teammates, and tends to be a bit on the spacey side. He’ll go off rambling on strange tangents and oftentimes whatever he says makes no sense. He also rarely shows any extreme emotion.
Shinji also got in a competition with the main character of the anime series over a roll of grip tape (OMFGtehDRAMA!), which he lost. Thus, one of his catch phrases in the anime series is how ‘envious’ he is of so and so if they get something he doesn’t (grip tape/episode air time/the title of ‘prettiest in the land’ noiamnotjoking/etc.).
I don’t see why I was sent to this stupid camp. There isn’t a decent tennis court here or anything else that would make me want to stay. Except I can’t leave because there’s a force field that won’t let me out. I didn’t know force fields were even invented yet. I guess if they were they would be really neat to have over tennis courts when it rained. But what would happen if you hit the ball too high and it bounced off I wonder? Would it be a fault? I guess it would because the balls definitely bounce off. I tried hitting one at the force field already and it came back to me.
This sucks… But it was Tachibana-san’s decision so I guess it’s ok. I still really don’t like it here. The smell is awful, like the Senbatsu locker rooms after Mizuki was done with the hairspray, and I’m just at the entrance. I wonder what would happen if I went deeper into the woods? I can’t see any cabins anywhere so I guess I’m not really in the camp yet. But the smell could get worse if I go deeper. Or it could go away. Or maybe something else will happen. What to do...
I think I see someone coming, although they don’t look like a counselor. They kind of look like a zombie from those movies they always have on TV. Why would the camp have people dressed up as zombies? I wish someone had told me this was a dress-up camp. They never tell me anything. And-
I think these zombies are real. Either that or Americans like things to be really realistic because the guy just tried to bite me. He smelled really bad too. Although maybe he’s just from the camp and they don’t have showers there. I hope they have showers. Even if they don’t though, I still think he was a zombie. I don’t think that not taking showers is a reason for you to want to bite people...Tachibana-san should have sent Kamio here instead. He looks more like a zombie anyway so I’m sure he’d get along better than me. I shouldn’t say that though. Kamio will probably get mad at me. Although Kamio isn’t here so he won’t find out I said it, unless this is one of those hidden camera shows and he’s watching. Then he’d hear and he’d be mad.
….. I’d rather have that than real zombies.
And now I’m stuck in a tree. I don’t see anyone else around. I bet the other campers don’t have to sleep in trees. I’m rather envious…..but I think that the zombies are still down there. That and I’ve also seen the tree’s roots grab several goats that came too close and pull them underground so I don’t think I should climb down right now. That means I’m stuck here until someone else comes. And I just remembered I forgot my luggage on the ground and my new roll of grip tape is in my bag...
.....*glowers* This really sucks.
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Character: Kaede Nagase
Series: Magister Negi Magi/Mahou Sensei Negima!
Age: 14
Canon: Kaede is one the tallest students in Mahora Academy Junior High Section's class 3-A, as well as being the second strongest of the 3A Martial Arts Elite Four, having the second largest bust, and being the third from the bottom of the class, thus earning her the role as "Baka Blue" of the class's Baka Rangers. Often, she is just there: smiling good-naturedly and not saying much, but she can almost always be relied on to remain calm and relaxed, even when things seems dire, as very few things seem to surprise her - and don't let her smile, fox eyes, or even academic results fool you. Although she avoids saying so, she is a ninja (and, ironically, not very good at hiding it); even while at school, she is diligent and keeps up with her training. Ranked Chuunin and of the Kouga clan, Kaede is strong, capable, and can use advanced techniques such as "Shadow Clone" and "Void Instant Movement". She is able to carry an arsenal of weapons around with her, the most notable being a large, rotatable shuriken, in a manner which has yet to be explained. Granted, she doesn't really get serious unless there really is a need to. Kaede speaks very traditionally, like a samurai (but this will be glossed over as she is in modern times, and for the sake of others), and tends to add "nin nin" to her sentences when there is something to do with her ninja abilities.
Well, well, this is certainly an interesting place (I wonder if it has anything to do with Negi-bouzu). During the school break, I was hoping to go somewhere new for my training nin nin, but I was under the impression that it was supposed to be devoid of civilisation here. So many zombies, purple gorillas, sentient plants - those vines were a little troublesome - Did I get it wrong? And all these kunai and shuriken I have seen here and there ... Hmm, I was not expecting company. It has been a while since I have met other people who are also participating in the same training as me. Nin nin. Oh well, could be fun! I guess I can settle to train here. Nothing wrong with a change of plans~♪
Ah~, the breeze is so refreshing up here. I like this tree: nice and high. The view is very good: I can see all the way to the lake - is that an underwear tree? - and, my, there are so many people, it looks like they are trying to start a village. It certainly seems like a rather odd location to start one, but to each his or her own. ♥ There does seem to be a lot of frenzy going on over there. Some of them really need to calm down and relax a little more.
Looks like it's getting dark soon. I still need to forage for more dinner tonight; these berries and mushrooms won't be enough. I wonder i-... No, the, er ... I'm not sure what it is, actually - is still down there. Looks like I'll be staying in this tree overnight then, seeing as it's the only one within vicinity that is out of the creature's reach, and the only one in this clearing. Oh dear, and I still need to collect my weapons so I can keep training. I even left my big shuriken down there ...
Oh well, I'll see what happens first. If the creature is still there in the mornin-
Ah. Looks like it can reach up to here. Hello.
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Character: Kikumaru Eiji
Series: Prince of Tennis
Age: 14
Canon: Kikumaru Eiji is one of the Regulars on the Seishun Gakuen (Seigaku) boys' tennis team. Like all of his fellow Regulars, his goal is to make it to and win the Nationals. Eiji is really friendly and energetic, and plays "acrobatic style" tennis - meaning he does flips, hand stands, and other strange and gravity-defying things that only an anime character could ever pull off while playing tennis. He primarily plays in the D1 (doubles 1) spot as half of the "Golden Pair" (with his doubles partner Oishi Shuuichiroh (whom he is totally in love with.) being the other half). He's kind of childish in that he has a habit of using nonsense words (mostly "Nya" and "Hoi"), as well as complaining/whining a little bit. His "catchphrase", so to speak, is "Zanen Munen, Mata raishu" which translates roughly to, "Too bad, so sad, see ya next week!".
Also, his hobbies are (and I am totally serious when I say this) brushing his teeth and wandering around in pet stores because he loves animals. Yes, his canon is on crack.
Uwaa, the brochure I got was a LIE! This is NOT a tennis training camp, nya! It doesn't even look like a normal ANYTHING camp! The lake looks like one of Inui's juices, and what kind of a name is Camp Fu--… that, anyway? And why did I get a shotgun? I shouldn't need a gun at summer ca… unya… autumn? camp, even if it isn't a tennis camp… right?
Oh well, maybe I should make the best of it. At least I remembered to pack my best toothbrush and my new Super-Sparkle-Strawberry-Mint toothpaste, nya! I'm sure I can still practice here, even if it isn't a real training camp. And I bet there's tons of cute wilderness animals to see here, and a bunch of fun people to mee-- Was that a gorilla chasing that boy? I didn't think gorillas were supposed to be that color, unya. Anou…they aren't supposed do that to people without their permission either.
Nyaaa… Maybe I should try and find my cabin or something? I don't know where I'm supposed to go. I need to find someone to ask…
HOI! I see someone! He looks a bit weird, though. Oh, maybe it's a late Halloween costume or something, nya! Hey! Hey Mister, over here!
. . .
I THINK I KNOW WHY I NEED THE SHOTGUN NOW. And I don't think that was a real person, nya, or at least if it was, it isn't anymore.
Good thing I can run faster than those things, nya! Zanen munen, mata raishu~~!
At least 'Kaasan only signed me up for a week here, so I'll be back home soon with Oishi and everyone else soon, nya!
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Character: Lady (Mary)
Series: Devil May Cry (3)
Age: Not given in canon, estimated 18-20
Canon: Mary was the daughter or the main villain of Devil May Cry 3, Arkham who killed his wife (and her mother) as part of a ritual to turn himself into a demon. Mary threw away her name and decided that it was her mission to kill every demon on Earth, starting with her father. She fights her way through Tem-Ni-Gru (the tower DMC3 is set in), even though she is outclassed by her father, Dante and Vergil, because her will to kill demons is so strong that she is incapable of turning away. When she does eventually kill her father, it is in cold blood while he is lying on the ground badly injured and begging for mercy.
While Dante is happy-go-lucky, Lady takes most things very seriously; she's extremely driven and will let nothing stand in her way. That doesn't mean that she never has any fun. There is nowhere Lady would rather be than in the middle of swarm of devils out for her blood, splattering their guts all over the walls with one of her umpteen different hanguns. She loves her some gunkata. Despite her more serious nature (see also: hostile, snarky and violent) they see eye-to-eye on the most important thing: kicking demonic ass is fun.
Also in game, Lady loans her favorite weapon, a combination rocket-launcher/bayonette/grapling hook (named Kalina-Ann, after her mother) to Dante. Guess who took it to camp with him?
(mod note: the applicant did get permission for the character references in this app.)
Even though nothing is ever going to take the place of killing demons, the way zombie flesh splatters on impact surprisingly...satisfying. I know I shouldn't waste time and bullets on something that's not my buisness, but how many chances is am I really going to get to pump zombies full of lead? I bet they would look awesome with a face full of rocket. I would be pumping them full of explosions, but someone took my damn gun with him when he decided that he wanted to play nanny to a bunch of kids in the middle of the nowhere. I gotta say, this really isn't what I had in mind when he said "Summer camp". I probably shoulda known that his idea of a "normal job" would involve the canibalistic undead and sexually deviant apes, but what kind of Summer camp lasts till November?
And it's not like I care that he's been gone damn near four months. I'm not his mother; he can do what he wants. But, when you leave with a girl's gun, then there are certain expectations. Like, if you're going to, say, a Summer camp, that you'll be home when Summer's over, or maybe have the decency to mention if you're going to be several months late. Would a post card have killed him? Really?
ATTENTION "DIRECTOR,"
While I appreciate the shotgun and the uh... track uniform... I believe there's been some sort of mistake. I'm not here to be a "camper," I'm just here to get something something that's mine from a member of staff. His word should be proof enough that I am not a suspect in your fiance's murder. I generally stick to killing devils, so unless your fiance happens to be a devil, I'm not his killer. Either way, I insist you let me pass through. If you don't, I'll to find you and force you to let me through by whatever means nessisary.
...
(P.S. if you control the gorillas, please tell them that I need my motorcycle back immediately, and that that is not what a tailpipe is used for. Thank you.)
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Character: Ryuhou
Series: s-CRY-ed This site has a good plot summary.
Age: 17
Canon: Ryuhou is a privileged member of the Lost Ground society, having been born to one of the richest and most influential families in the City. As a child, he was sweet, shy, and somewhat afraid of his untapped Alter powers. (Alter is the ability to re-arrange matter into another form, usually armor or an avatar of sorts.) This all changed when his mother died and his Alter, Zetsuei, was released. After this, he seemed shut off his emotions.
Ryuhou is now an officer of HOLY, a police force of Alter users designed to control the native Alters in the Lost Ground. Completely devoted to his ideals, he follows orders immediately and without question, believing that HOLY is the only way to create peace and order. Believing his mother to have been killed by a native Alter, he holds a grudge against all those who rebel against the laws of "society." He is ruthless and focused, showing no mercy or flexibility in his beliefs. After fighting with Kazuma, he becomes obsessed with defeating the other man and bringing him to justice, setting up a conflict which will change their lives. Ryuhou's demeanor is cold and seemingly emotionless, though it is obvious that he has strong feelings below the surface.
[Note: This takes place after Ryuhou's major battle with Kazuma half-way through the series, in which they are both taken to the Alter realm. Ryuhou loses his memory for a time when he returns to the real world.]
Ah... well, this is awkward. I have no idea where I am or how I got here, nor who I am, for that matter. I don't think I belong here, though. There are dead... creatures walking about, which I am sure is not normal. Wait... could I be dead too? Is that why I don't remember anything? It... it can't be true!
No, I still have a pulse. That's a relief.
I woke up wearing a uniform of some sort, though I don't know what that means. However, it seems to make the other... campers look to me for guidance. Yes, I found out today that this is a camp in America somewhere. "Camp Fuck You Die" doesn't sound very... organized, to say the least. Perhaps I can help somehow... but it seems as though there's no way to escape this place. For now, I will do what I can to assist those around me, even though I do not know them. Some of them are very young, and should not be exposed to the horror that is taking place in these woods.
There is one person here who seems familiar, though. Kazuma... why does that name make me so angry? When I saw him today, my immediate impulse was to attack him. Unfortunately, he was... entangled with the tentacle monster that lives in the lake, so I decided to wait until later. I had no inclination to rescue him, strangely. It was rather entertaining to watch, however. Should I be laughing at his situation? How... uncivilized of me.
I wonder why no one has attempted to kill the lake monster yet. I was given a gun here, though ammunition seems to be rather limited. It might be wiser to just avoid the lake and concentrate on these... zombies. I appear to be a very bad shot with a gun, though. That's strange... I'm wearing a uniform, am I not a soldier? I need some target practice, I think.
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Character: Shishido Ryou
Series: Tennis no Ohjisama/Prince of Tennis [ http://animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=876 ]
Age: 15
Canon: Shishido is slightly arrogant, very proud, and very blunt. He's not as bad as he used to be, which was an arrogant prat with a stick shoved up his ass, but he's much easier to handle. Most of the credit goes to his partner, Ohtori Choutarou. Shishido swears a lot, doesn't really care too much for formalities, but will totally place his trust and respect in anyone who earns it. He's quirky, an incredibly spaz, and doesn't like people who pretend to be what they aren't, and enjoys going out of his way to prove people wrong. This is probably because he goes to Hyotei [school full of rich brats] and he's not as financially secure as the rest of them. His favorite phrase, which he'll mutter from time to time is "gekidasa", which basically means "super/so lame" and he's a history lover.
Ugh. Getting up way too early to get on a bus for summer camp is a pain in the ass. Guess the parents wanted me to do something besides tennis and reading history books during vacation. What do they know? Tennis is awesome, and everything else is so lame. Not like I'm going to do it for the rest of my life. Tennis will only take you so far, but hell, I can get scholarships off it.
Where's Choutarou? He'd love this; he's the camping type. I'll just find my cabin, find my bed...
I need sleep. And coffee. Coffee would be ideal. This camp better have coffee, or I'll be a damned zombie.
...
O-kay, maybe not an ACTUAL zombie.
Fuck! WERE THOSE BRAINS?! They weren't fucking kidding! This IS Camp "FUCK! YOU DIE!" And there are actual ZOMBIES!
...arms were NOT meant to bend that way. Or sound...like...can you actually do that with a le--Okay, question answered.
Shit. Maybe I should have gone with my brother to visit our grandparents. Fuck. Now I definately need coffee. Or maybe something stronger. Hellfires.
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Character: Kazuma
Series: s-CRY-ed
Age: 16
Canon: Born and raised in the Lost Ground (formerly Japan's Kanagawa province), Kazuma is a Native Alter--one of the rare 2% of the population born with Alter ability: the ability to transform any matter. His Alter is called Shell-bullet, and is basically a metallic alloy that forms an armor over his right arm and has heavy destructive capabilities. All that is really known about his past is that his parents are dead, and that during his childhood, he was looked after by another Alter user named Cougar Straight--who might or might not have been his brother.
In many ways, Kazuma is the typical shounen-style badass: he has a hair-trigger temper and attitude like whoa. If he doesn't like you, he will hit you. Even if he does like you, if you say something he doesn't like, he'll hit you. If he really doesn't like you, he'll probably give you a taste of his Alter, as well. Impulsive to the bone, he rarely thinks things through before acting--which often lands him in situations way over his head. A rugged-individualist, he walks his own path and to hell with what anyone else thinks about it. Needless to say, he has a bit of a problem with authority figures--or anyone else who thinks they can tell him how to live or what he can or can't do. Aside from anger-management issues, he is also fiercely protective of the few people he does care about and will do anything to protect them. In addition, he's not terribly bright, and can be something of a goofball as well; at anything other than fighting, he's almost a total incompetent.
(Note: This entry takes place about halfway through the series, when Kazuma and Ryuhou--his arch-rival throughout the series--disappear for eight months during their second major fight. At this point, Kazuma only has the first two forms of his Alter--the second of which he still can't control very well...which should be good for a laugh, if nothing else.)
This is all that bitch Ryuhou's fault...
Last thing I remember is squaring off against the bastard, ready to feed him a Shell-bullet sandwich, when, wouldn't you know it--my damn Alter went haywire...again. Fucking pissed me off too, cuz I coulda kicked that pretty-boy's ass once and for all--I know it! Anyway...I didn't get the chance cause there was this weird, white light, and some kinda explosion...and next thing I know, I'm...here.
Wherever the fuck here is...
Yeah, yeah, I know. Camp Fuck You Die. But that tells me exactly jack and shit, you know? From what I've been able to find out so far, it's somewhere in the US...and in Hell. Heh...guess all those people were right about me ending up there, after all. Anyway, wherever the fuck this place is, it blows. Hard.
Thought at first I'd blown my ass all the way back to the Alter forest cause I woke up in a fucking tree...with some kinda weird-ass bird perched on my chest, giving me the evil eye. Well, I knocked it offa me and rolled away from it pretty quick, cause the birds in the alter forest--hell, even the plants there can kick your ass--and that's when I found out I was in a goddamn tree, cause I fell about 20 feet, and that damn bird's just sitting up there laughing at me.
So...I fired a Shell-bullet at it.
Nah, I didn't hit it. I aimed about 5 feet over where it was...but at least the little fucker wasn't laughing anymore after that.
Neither was the tree, for that matter...
Since I had no idea where the hell I was, and since I was already Altered, I was just about to fly up and take a peek over the tops of the trees and see if I could figure out which way I needed to go to get the hell outta here, when a shitload of these...uh...dead guys came shambling out from behind the trees. Now, granted, the last time I was in the Alter forest, I didn't really stay in one place long enough to see all the sights...but I don't remember seeing no fucking DEAD GUYS!
Anyway...a buncha them came at me hollering something about "Braaaaiinnns!" and...I'm thinking that's probly not a good thing, so I fired off another Shell-bullet, which shoulda blown the fuckers to hell. And it did...sorta... But all the pieces just kept kinda crawling toward me...and that was just freaky, so I got the hell outta there.
Well, to make a long story longer, I finally reached what I thought at first was one of the Inner villages. But then I remembered that there aint any villages in the forest. Plus there was that big sign out front...CAMP FUCK YOU DIE. Didn't much like the sound of that, either...but I went in anyway cause I saw some other people wandering around, and thought maybe I could find out exactly where the fuck I was. Well...the minute I dragged my ass through the gates, somebody hands me a shotgun and some other shit. A shotgun? What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Hn...Guess I can always use it to club the dead guys with if my Shell-bullet runs out.
I've been here a few hours now...and aside from the dead guys and that fucking bird, already I've been mooned by a ghost, sissy-slapped by a buncha vines, and someone needs to put up a warning sign by that damn lake. I was just sitting on the bank, minding my own business, and this...tentacle thing slithers up and starts getting just way too friendly, so I gave it a taste of my Shell-bullet...but that just seemed to piss it off. Shit...don't Alters work on anything in this hell-hole? And what's all this crap about one of the other campers being a murderer? Has that asshole of a camp director taken a look around this dump? Hello! Fucking DEAD GUYS! TENTACLE-THINGY! BIG-ASS FUCKING TALKING ALLIGATOR! Jeez... any of these geniuses ever think that maybe one of them offed the director's fiance? Feh...If I ever run into that bastard, I think I'll Shell-bullet his ass too...
On the other hand...this hole's got the Lost Ground beat in at least one thing: so far, there's no sign of that prick Ryuhou anywhere. Which is a damn shame, really, cause a) I still wanna kick that bastard's ass all the way back to the Mainland, and b) he'd fit right in with that buncha dead guys I ran into back in the forest. Hn...strike that last part--the dead guys got way more personality. Still...any place that Ryuhou aint has gotta be an improvement--you think so too, right?
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Character: Cher Horowitz
Series: Clueless (movie) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless
Age: 16
Canon: Cher is rich, popular, gorgeous, spoiled, shamelessly manipulative and a real sweetheart underneath it all. She doesn't hesitate to use her powers of persuasion for selfish reasons but she's also a hopeless romantic and really cares about saving the planet. She can be perceptive but most of the time she's pretty oblivious.
So, okay, so there was this party and there was an accident and one of daddy's statues got broken. It totally wasn't my fault but daddy got mad and he was all, "Cher, I'm sending you to summer camp."
I tried to explain that I'm way too old for summer camp and it's not even summer anyway but daddy was being totally unreasonable. He would not budge. Even worse, he only let me take three suitcases. I had to leave behind my purple clogs.
So, here I am. I feel like a total loser. A gorilla just attacked me and ripped my dress and I fell over and got mud in my hair and I tried to call daddy but my phone wouldn't work. I am so lost and why do I need a shotgun for a summer camp, anyway?
The welcoming committee are total barneys. They're in dire need of skin care products and such total fashion emergencies. I told them that the horror movie look is so out but I don't think they're listening. They keep talking about brains. I don't get it but I think they might be on drugs.
Suddenly, my mission is clear. I have to teach the natives the value of a proper skin care regime and accessorising.
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Character: Frey Weilhausen
Series: Alice 19th
Age: 19
Canon: This is going to be long, so please bear with me.
Frey is the designated 'third wheel', which means that he's much more
interesting than the main love interest but gets shunted to the side anyway.
A 'sacred guide', he uses a set of 24
words to get rid of darkness and evil in its various forms (referred to
in the manga as 'Mara'.)
He has the ability to enter the heart/soul of people (called the Inner
Heart), this inner landscape usually being a severely warped, cracked
version of the real world.
Frey is cheerful, likes to joke, and is supposedly girl-crazy. When doing
his job eradicating the darkness in people's hearts, he gets serious, and is
a very skilled user of the Lotis words. He can also cook Spanish food (but
not Norwegian?) and make all sorts of jams- in most of his appearances in
the manga, he's eating some kind of jam.
I know that Terje has a lot of faith in me, but I can't help but think that
this amount of Mara is outside of my area of expertise. There's a lot of
anger, a lot of conflict, a lot of sadness and an implausible amount of
emo.
While I’ve seen a lot of things in my life- bridges turning into hydras,
giant balls of human flesh singing evil hymns, people with at least three
quarters of their bodies taken up by lips, etc etc- this sure does take the
cake. I'd really hate to be the person whose soul spit out all this
darkness out.
At first I ended up among the zombies, and they were pretty hospitable! Not
much of a sense of humour, though, all their jokes tend to bomb. One
particularly large zombie attempted a joke, but I didn't quite get his sense
of humor- the zombies thought it was funny, though:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“BRAAAAAAINS.”
After a while of this, I decided to give it a try myself and tell some
jokes! They were extremely receptive for a while, but you could tell they
weren’t amused after a while when they tried to crack open my skull and eat
my brains, and that was my cue to leave!
Woah! Hey, now, that's not for gorillas! No really I mean it-- GET
AWAY PLEASE THANKS.
...Urgh, that was one thing I never wanted to experience! Violent
molestation isn't quite my style, I'm afraid. Especially if it's from
a gorilla. Now, don't get me wrong, I’d be fine with that kind of
thing if it was a pretty girl! ♥ But not a gorilla.
Maybe heading towards the lake will help me find the people here, and I can
go from there~! It looks like I'm going to have a lot of work ahead of me,
after all.
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Character: Ibu Shinji
Series: Tennis no Oujisama, Prince of Tennis
Age: 13
Canon: One of the rival players from Prince of Tennis, Shinji is the resident tensai or protégé of the Fudomine tennis team, a bunch of public school kids who overcame the suppression of their sempai with the help of their senior captain Tachibana (they fangirl over him, really) and now work to rise to the top. One of Shinji’s best friends is Kamio Akira, Fudomine’s fiery vice captain. His calm nature is often good for balancing out Kamio’s spazzy temper.
Before I go any farther, I just have to answer the question I’m sure is on your mind right now and that is ‘YES, he DOES talk like that.’ Shinji has a habit of mumbling whatever’s on his mind, much to the annoyance and embarrassment of his teammates, and tends to be a bit on the spacey side. He’ll go off rambling on strange tangents and oftentimes whatever he says makes no sense. He also rarely shows any extreme emotion.
Shinji also got in a competition with the main character of the anime series over a roll of grip tape (OMFGtehDRAMA!), which he lost. Thus, one of his catch phrases in the anime series is how ‘envious’ he is of so and so if they get something he doesn’t (grip tape/episode air time/the title of ‘prettiest in the land’ noiamnotjoking/etc.).
I don’t see why I was sent to this stupid camp. There isn’t a decent tennis court here or anything else that would make me want to stay. Except I can’t leave because there’s a force field that won’t let me out. I didn’t know force fields were even invented yet. I guess if they were they would be really neat to have over tennis courts when it rained. But what would happen if you hit the ball too high and it bounced off I wonder? Would it be a fault? I guess it would because the balls definitely bounce off. I tried hitting one at the force field already and it came back to me.
This sucks… But it was Tachibana-san’s decision so I guess it’s ok. I still really don’t like it here. The smell is awful, like the Senbatsu locker rooms after Mizuki was done with the hairspray, and I’m just at the entrance. I wonder what would happen if I went deeper into the woods? I can’t see any cabins anywhere so I guess I’m not really in the camp yet. But the smell could get worse if I go deeper. Or it could go away. Or maybe something else will happen. What to do...
I think I see someone coming, although they don’t look like a counselor. They kind of look like a zombie from those movies they always have on TV. Why would the camp have people dressed up as zombies? I wish someone had told me this was a dress-up camp. They never tell me anything. And-
I think these zombies are real. Either that or Americans like things to be really realistic because the guy just tried to bite me. He smelled really bad too. Although maybe he’s just from the camp and they don’t have showers there. I hope they have showers. Even if they don’t though, I still think he was a zombie. I don’t think that not taking showers is a reason for you to want to bite people...Tachibana-san should have sent Kamio here instead. He looks more like a zombie anyway so I’m sure he’d get along better than me. I shouldn’t say that though. Kamio will probably get mad at me. Although Kamio isn’t here so he won’t find out I said it, unless this is one of those hidden camera shows and he’s watching. Then he’d hear and he’d be mad.
….. I’d rather have that than real zombies.
And now I’m stuck in a tree. I don’t see anyone else around. I bet the other campers don’t have to sleep in trees. I’m rather envious…..but I think that the zombies are still down there. That and I’ve also seen the tree’s roots grab several goats that came too close and pull them underground so I don’t think I should climb down right now. That means I’m stuck here until someone else comes. And I just remembered I forgot my luggage on the ground and my new roll of grip tape is in my bag...
.....*glowers* This really sucks.
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Character: Kaede Nagase
Series: Magister Negi Magi/Mahou Sensei Negima!
Age: 14
Canon: Kaede is one the tallest students in Mahora Academy Junior High Section's class 3-A, as well as being the second strongest of the 3A Martial Arts Elite Four, having the second largest bust, and being the third from the bottom of the class, thus earning her the role as "Baka Blue" of the class's Baka Rangers. Often, she is just there: smiling good-naturedly and not saying much, but she can almost always be relied on to remain calm and relaxed, even when things seems dire, as very few things seem to surprise her - and don't let her smile, fox eyes, or even academic results fool you. Although she avoids saying so, she is a ninja (and, ironically, not very good at hiding it); even while at school, she is diligent and keeps up with her training. Ranked Chuunin and of the Kouga clan, Kaede is strong, capable, and can use advanced techniques such as "Shadow Clone" and "Void Instant Movement". She is able to carry an arsenal of weapons around with her, the most notable being a large, rotatable shuriken, in a manner which has yet to be explained. Granted, she doesn't really get serious unless there really is a need to. Kaede speaks very traditionally, like a samurai (but this will be glossed over as she is in modern times, and for the sake of others), and tends to add "nin nin" to her sentences when there is something to do with her ninja abilities.
Well, well, this is certainly an interesting place (I wonder if it has anything to do with Negi-bouzu). During the school break, I was hoping to go somewhere new for my training nin nin, but I was under the impression that it was supposed to be devoid of civilisation here. So many zombies, purple gorillas, sentient plants - those vines were a little troublesome - Did I get it wrong? And all these kunai and shuriken I have seen here and there ... Hmm, I was not expecting company. It has been a while since I have met other people who are also participating in the same training as me. Nin nin. Oh well, could be fun! I guess I can settle to train here. Nothing wrong with a change of plans~♪
Ah~, the breeze is so refreshing up here. I like this tree: nice and high. The view is very good: I can see all the way to the lake - is that an underwear tree? - and, my, there are so many people, it looks like they are trying to start a village. It certainly seems like a rather odd location to start one, but to each his or her own. ♥ There does seem to be a lot of frenzy going on over there. Some of them really need to calm down and relax a little more.
Looks like it's getting dark soon. I still need to forage for more dinner tonight; these berries and mushrooms won't be enough. I wonder i-... No, the, er ... I'm not sure what it is, actually - is still down there. Looks like I'll be staying in this tree overnight then, seeing as it's the only one within vicinity that is out of the creature's reach, and the only one in this clearing. Oh dear, and I still need to collect my weapons so I can keep training. I even left my big shuriken down there ...
Oh well, I'll see what happens first. If the creature is still there in the mornin-
Ah. Looks like it can reach up to here. Hello.
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Character: Kikumaru Eiji
Series: Prince of Tennis
Age: 14
Canon: Kikumaru Eiji is one of the Regulars on the Seishun Gakuen (Seigaku) boys' tennis team. Like all of his fellow Regulars, his goal is to make it to and win the Nationals. Eiji is really friendly and energetic, and plays "acrobatic style" tennis - meaning he does flips, hand stands, and other strange and gravity-defying things that only an anime character could ever pull off while playing tennis. He primarily plays in the D1 (doubles 1) spot as half of the "Golden Pair" (with his doubles partner Oishi Shuuichiroh (whom he is totally in love with.) being the other half). He's kind of childish in that he has a habit of using nonsense words (mostly "Nya" and "Hoi"), as well as complaining/whining a little bit. His "catchphrase", so to speak, is "Zanen Munen, Mata raishu" which translates roughly to, "Too bad, so sad, see ya next week!".
Also, his hobbies are (and I am totally serious when I say this) brushing his teeth and wandering around in pet stores because he loves animals. Yes, his canon is on crack.
Uwaa, the brochure I got was a LIE! This is NOT a tennis training camp, nya! It doesn't even look like a normal ANYTHING camp! The lake looks like one of Inui's juices, and what kind of a name is Camp Fu--… that, anyway? And why did I get a shotgun? I shouldn't need a gun at summer ca… unya… autumn? camp, even if it isn't a tennis camp… right?
Oh well, maybe I should make the best of it. At least I remembered to pack my best toothbrush and my new Super-Sparkle-Strawberry-Mint toothpaste, nya! I'm sure I can still practice here, even if it isn't a real training camp. And I bet there's tons of cute wilderness animals to see here, and a bunch of fun people to mee-- Was that a gorilla chasing that boy? I didn't think gorillas were supposed to be that color, unya. Anou…they aren't supposed do that to people without their permission either.
Nyaaa… Maybe I should try and find my cabin or something? I don't know where I'm supposed to go. I need to find someone to ask…
HOI! I see someone! He looks a bit weird, though. Oh, maybe it's a late Halloween costume or something, nya! Hey! Hey Mister, over here!
. . .
I THINK I KNOW WHY I NEED THE SHOTGUN NOW. And I don't think that was a real person, nya, or at least if it was, it isn't anymore.
Good thing I can run faster than those things, nya! Zanen munen, mata raishu~~!
At least 'Kaasan only signed me up for a week here, so I'll be back home soon with Oishi and everyone else soon, nya!
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Character: Lady (Mary)
Series: Devil May Cry (3)
Age: Not given in canon, estimated 18-20
Canon: Mary was the daughter or the main villain of Devil May Cry 3, Arkham who killed his wife (and her mother) as part of a ritual to turn himself into a demon. Mary threw away her name and decided that it was her mission to kill every demon on Earth, starting with her father. She fights her way through Tem-Ni-Gru (the tower DMC3 is set in), even though she is outclassed by her father, Dante and Vergil, because her will to kill demons is so strong that she is incapable of turning away. When she does eventually kill her father, it is in cold blood while he is lying on the ground badly injured and begging for mercy.
While Dante is happy-go-lucky, Lady takes most things very seriously; she's extremely driven and will let nothing stand in her way. That doesn't mean that she never has any fun. There is nowhere Lady would rather be than in the middle of swarm of devils out for her blood, splattering their guts all over the walls with one of her umpteen different hanguns. She loves her some gunkata. Despite her more serious nature (see also: hostile, snarky and violent) they see eye-to-eye on the most important thing: kicking demonic ass is fun.
Also in game, Lady loans her favorite weapon, a combination rocket-launcher/bayonette/grapling hook (named Kalina-Ann, after her mother) to Dante. Guess who took it to camp with him?
(mod note: the applicant did get permission for the character references in this app.)
Even though nothing is ever going to take the place of killing demons, the way zombie flesh splatters on impact surprisingly...satisfying. I know I shouldn't waste time and bullets on something that's not my buisness, but how many chances is am I really going to get to pump zombies full of lead? I bet they would look awesome with a face full of rocket. I would be pumping them full of explosions, but someone took my damn gun with him when he decided that he wanted to play nanny to a bunch of kids in the middle of the nowhere. I gotta say, this really isn't what I had in mind when he said "Summer camp". I probably shoulda known that his idea of a "normal job" would involve the canibalistic undead and sexually deviant apes, but what kind of Summer camp lasts till November?
And it's not like I care that he's been gone damn near four months. I'm not his mother; he can do what he wants. But, when you leave with a girl's gun, then there are certain expectations. Like, if you're going to, say, a Summer camp, that you'll be home when Summer's over, or maybe have the decency to mention if you're going to be several months late. Would a post card have killed him? Really?
ATTENTION "DIRECTOR,"
While I appreciate the shotgun and the uh... track uniform... I believe there's been some sort of mistake. I'm not here to be a "camper," I'm just here to get something something that's mine from a member of staff. His word should be proof enough that I am not a suspect in your fiance's murder. I generally stick to killing devils, so unless your fiance happens to be a devil, I'm not his killer. Either way, I insist you let me pass through. If you don't, I'll to find you and force you to let me through by whatever means nessisary.
...
(P.S. if you control the gorillas, please tell them that I need my motorcycle back immediately, and that that is not what a tailpipe is used for. Thank you.)
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Character: Ryuhou
Series: s-CRY-ed This site has a good plot summary.
Age: 17
Canon: Ryuhou is a privileged member of the Lost Ground society, having been born to one of the richest and most influential families in the City. As a child, he was sweet, shy, and somewhat afraid of his untapped Alter powers. (Alter is the ability to re-arrange matter into another form, usually armor or an avatar of sorts.) This all changed when his mother died and his Alter, Zetsuei, was released. After this, he seemed shut off his emotions.
Ryuhou is now an officer of HOLY, a police force of Alter users designed to control the native Alters in the Lost Ground. Completely devoted to his ideals, he follows orders immediately and without question, believing that HOLY is the only way to create peace and order. Believing his mother to have been killed by a native Alter, he holds a grudge against all those who rebel against the laws of "society." He is ruthless and focused, showing no mercy or flexibility in his beliefs. After fighting with Kazuma, he becomes obsessed with defeating the other man and bringing him to justice, setting up a conflict which will change their lives. Ryuhou's demeanor is cold and seemingly emotionless, though it is obvious that he has strong feelings below the surface.
[Note: This takes place after Ryuhou's major battle with Kazuma half-way through the series, in which they are both taken to the Alter realm. Ryuhou loses his memory for a time when he returns to the real world.]
Ah... well, this is awkward. I have no idea where I am or how I got here, nor who I am, for that matter. I don't think I belong here, though. There are dead... creatures walking about, which I am sure is not normal. Wait... could I be dead too? Is that why I don't remember anything? It... it can't be true!
No, I still have a pulse. That's a relief.
I woke up wearing a uniform of some sort, though I don't know what that means. However, it seems to make the other... campers look to me for guidance. Yes, I found out today that this is a camp in America somewhere. "Camp Fuck You Die" doesn't sound very... organized, to say the least. Perhaps I can help somehow... but it seems as though there's no way to escape this place. For now, I will do what I can to assist those around me, even though I do not know them. Some of them are very young, and should not be exposed to the horror that is taking place in these woods.
There is one person here who seems familiar, though. Kazuma... why does that name make me so angry? When I saw him today, my immediate impulse was to attack him. Unfortunately, he was... entangled with the tentacle monster that lives in the lake, so I decided to wait until later. I had no inclination to rescue him, strangely. It was rather entertaining to watch, however. Should I be laughing at his situation? How... uncivilized of me.
I wonder why no one has attempted to kill the lake monster yet. I was given a gun here, though ammunition seems to be rather limited. It might be wiser to just avoid the lake and concentrate on these... zombies. I appear to be a very bad shot with a gun, though. That's strange... I'm wearing a uniform, am I not a soldier? I need some target practice, I think.
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