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Character: Randou Rino
Series: Gokujou Seitokai/Best Student Council
Character Age: 14
Canon: At Miyagami Private Academy, there is a group of girls who have more power and authority than any of the faculty members--Miyagami Academy Maximum Authority-Wielding Best Student Council, or the Best Student Council for short. These girls are chosen for their elite skills in such things as combat, reconnaissance, and blowing their budget on anything that will make them seem more cool and flashy. The ludicrous power and status achieved by the student council is only somewhat explained by the fact that Jinguuji Kanade, the president, is heir to the Jinguuji conglomerate and the most powerful family in Japan... in more ways than one.
Randou Rino, however, doesn't seem to have any extraordinary qualities except for two things: her utter failure to show talent in anything whatsoever, and the fact that she's almost always wearing a (seemingly sentient?!) puppet named Pucchan on her hand that compensates for her own incompetence. After Rino is orphaned by the death of her mother, she blindly trusts her penpal Mr. Poppit to transfer her to Miyagami Academy--where, for seemingly no reason at all, President Kanade elects her as the student council's secretary. Rino is awful at nearly everything she attempts to do, and she tends to be either too energetic or a total crybaby, but when the situation calls for stubborn enthusiasm, a little too much faith in the inherent goodness of humanity, and a deep desire to see everyone happy, she pulls through every time.
Sample Post:
Dear Mr. Poppit,
All of a sudden, I'm at a mandatory leadership camp for executive officers. I never knew we had one until I got the letter! It's all the way in America, as expected of the Best Student Council! I'm pretty bad at English, but everyone here is really helpful. Did you know that every word is pronounced "bureenzu" in this part of America? It makes things so much easier! Immersion is really something. Apparently everyone else has already gone to this camp, and Pucchan isn't allowed to come since he isn't actually a member, so I'm here all on my own. But I've decided I won't be sad. I'll do my best so I can go back to Miyagami in a couple of we--
--WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! No, don't eat that...! Mrs. Cow, Mrs. Cow!! That's all of my paper! And I don't have any more money, so how am I supposed to buy more to write to everyone, a-and do all my homework now?! Oh nooooo... I can't even get mad. Even if she's ruined things for me, Mrs. Cow is still just a cow... I forgive you, Mrs. Cow, but from now on, you "udder" be more polite! Ehehe. --Ahhhh, where are all the tomatoes from?! Please watch out! I'm sure it's a mistake, but I'm standing right here!
Actually... I've been quiet about it all this time so far, but is there any reason that the leadership camp is on a farm? If I could understand what farming has to do with the student council, it would really help me. Ah! It's to show us the value of hard work and being able to support ourselves, right?! I know I may be a dummy that depends on everyone all the time, but I promise I'll prove to you that I can do this! Or, um, bureenzu! Bureeeeenzu bureenzu! All right! I'll do as much farm work as I can, and then tonight we can have a reaaaally big, delicious dinner with everything we get! Corn! Potatoes! Chicken! Steak! Ah, I'm sorry, Mrs. Cow, but you look so... udderly delicious! --Uwahhhh, we could have tomatoes too, if you were more careful with them, everyone!
...Oh, I have an assignment already after all? To be perfectly honest, I was looking forward to the dinner. But I'll do it, of course! I'll do my best! Even if it's a... p-proficiency test... that I need to take before I can complete the camp... and, and I need 70% to pass...?! No! No!! I'm in trouble! I'm in a lot of trouble! M... Mr. Gorilla, I know this is mandatory, but this is really serious! I don't think I've ever scored that high on a test in my entire life! So please, you have to understand... at this rate, I'll never get to go back to Miyagami Academy... No matter how hard I try, I can't do iiiit! Please don't do thiiiiiis! B-Bureenzu! Bureeeeeeeeenzuuuuuuu!!
Poll Vote!
Character: Eury Evans
Series: Immortal Rain
Character Age: 19
Canon: Immortal Rain is about a guy who won't die, the loli who loves and follows him, and the constantly reborn kid who has big plans for global destruction.
They're not important for this app. Forget them. Eury Evans is a cunning genius businessman dessert pirate who every lady wants a piece of! So he likes to believe at the least. In truth Eury is a chainsmoking flaky flirt, easily distracted from the job at hand by things like napping, pretty ladies, and dangerously labeled doors. Not to mention Eury is a little bigheaded at times. He will take the path of least resistance and most fun whenever possible and his biggest loyalty is to himself and his family. But other than that, a real stand up guy!
Sample Post:
All this traveling, ugh. While there's nothing better than a man and his motorcycle and the open road a non-stop trip isn't fun when you're going it alone. And this wasn't even where I was headed. I was thinking more City Of Casinos and Neon Lights than Farmville Now with More Cow. But whatever, I was running on fumes at this point so any stop is a good stop. My poor motorcycle needs an oil change. And honestly, I wouldn't mind one myself. Although about that...
What is this imbalanced population?! I've heard of two girls for every boy and thought that sounded like a GREAT idea. But this is more like 1/5 a girl for every two boys! Which is like. 1/10 a girl per boy when broken down further. That's math and it's also horrible. What am I going to do with 1/10 a girl?! Where are all the single ladies?? I can only hope the taken ones are women of questionable morals to widen the field in my favor. Even a guy like me could end up hurting for action here. I don't even see many places for picking up women at all. Barns and an inflatable bar aren't where I usually go to meet a pretty girl.
What a lousy and boring place. What do you people even do here? I don't want to sound corny or anything but the only feature here that pops is the corn. That's not something that makes a successful tourist attraction. I could be in a swamp right now looking for stashed pirate treasure or in a rainforest finding the secrets of a hidden temple. The secret would of course be barechested amazonian women clad only in gold. That would be cool. Instead the only secret 'treasure' is the cow shit surprise dirtying my boots! How do you get anyone to come to this summer camp?!
And it's not summer! And I'm too old to be a camper! And I'm not on the payroll as a counselor, so don't expect me to counsel or teach kids to swim in the lake. The lake that's not here because your summer camp is in the middle of a creepy but ultimately dull field of corn! And what kind of name is Camp Fuck You Die? Is the camp logo a hand with an extended middle finger? Yeah, fuck you too, Camp Fuck You Die.
Fuck you too.
This has to be the worst place I have ev--is that tree growing underwear? LADIES~! I think I can be of some assistance. Trust me, I'm a professional when it comes to what's beneath your clothes. I've got years of experience. Best. Camp. EVER.
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Character: Taiga Aisaka
Series: Toradora!
Character Age: 17
Canon: On the first night of his second year in high school, Ryuuji Takasu's house is burglarized by a tiny, terrifying girl who wants to reclaim a love letter that was meant for Ryuuji's friend, Yusaku, and placed in his bag by mistake. In a desperate attempt to get her to leave, Ryuuji promises to help Taiga in her mission to win Yusaku's heart, on the condition that she help Ryuuji get closer to her own best friend, Minori. And thus begins a cracktastic, abusive, strangely heartwarming partnership.
Taiga Aisaka, known as the "palmtop tiger" to her classmates due to her small size and ferocious temper, is Ryuuji's classmate, partner, and despite all of the abuse she inflicts on him, quickly becomes his friend as well. She's quick to anger, extremely defensive, and has no qualms whatsoever about insulting, threatening, or beating up anyone who annoys her... and that would be, uh, a lot of people. After becoming friends with Ryuuji, she continues to call him a variety of nasty names, most of them dog-themed, and won't hesitate to punch or kick him for minor indiscretions. Underneath the aggression, though, she can be insecure and easily embarrassed, as well as a pretty nice person when the time calls for it. Taiga's one true love is food, but she can't cook (or perform any other domestic chores) to save her life.
Sample Post:
This place pisses me off.
Just who the hell do you think you are, signing me up for this against my will?! As if I don't have to deal with creepy birds and shambling, perverted idiots at home, now you ruin my summer vacation, too? Know your place, Sayre. I don't care who killed your boyfriend - Taiga Aisaka answers to nobody, especially not a witch like you.
I refuse to live in any of the crappy little shacks you call cabins. I refuse to use your disgusting, rusty showers. At least, I hope that's rust. I refuse to set foot in that lake and risk my feet being bitten off by one of those creepy ducks. I refuse to give in and become one of those dazed, smiling morons who insist that "you get used to it." Most of all, I refuse to eat this crap you call food! It's radioactive! Don't insult my intelligence!
Did you know that kidnapping is a crime punishable by life in prison? Right now you're looking at a hell of a lot of life sentences, and I'm pretty sure the local authorities can come up with way worse punishments for you than "wiping Marcy down," whatever that's supposed to mean. Why don't you get your ass over to the silo and wipe her down yourself, anyway? I don't see you doing anything useful around here, that's for sure. Too busy kidnapping innocent people to clean the place up, is that it?
However, you've made one fatal mistake. In your haste to abduct us all, you apparently decided to hire the cheapest security guards a person could possibly find. Hah! You think I can't beat these stupid carcasses into the ground singlehandedly? Half of these geezers can't even walk, much less stop me from leaving! I don't need this shotgun - I'll shove my foot so far down their throats, I'll be wearing them as legwarmers!
Yes, I have only one thing to say to your feeble, incompetent guards: Shut up and rot.
I... H-Hey! I didn't mean literally, you stupid mongrels!
Poll Vote!
Character: Elizabeth “Lizzie” Middleford
Series: Kuroshitsuji
Character Age: 12-13
Canon: In Victorian London, a young boy named Ciel Phantomhive, head of the Phantomhive Earldom, works for the Queen in rooting out the worst of England’s criminals and stopping whatever troubles Her Majesty. Luckily, Ciel has a contract with his soul-eating demon butler, Sebastian, to make sure he never disappoints her. As he slowly uncovers those who destroyed his home and murdered his family three years ago, Ciel isn’t going to let a few deaths stop him in his crusade for vengeance.
Elizabeth Middleford, who insists you call her “Lizzie”, is unaware of most of these things and Ciel’s work. As Ciel’s fiancé, cousin, and fellow noble, she’s used to getting what she wants- she’s not above faking a few tears or throwing a tantrum to get her way. Lizzie is cheery and headstrong, tending to dive into things without consulting others and taking them along for the ride. With an incredible fondness for anything “cute”, she’ll decorate anything from people to ballrooms in ribbons and frills, objections or no. Lizzie can be unknowingly cruel, but she means well and tries to make things better for her loved ones in her own, sometimes selfish, way. She does seem to realize that her attention can be over-bearing on occasion, though it doesn’t stop her from nearly tackling people in her enthusiastic hugs and calling from the top of her lungs.
Sample Post:
This is the strangest place to hold a ball! What good is having it on a farm where no one can get to it? Really! The birds are beautiful, though. Such bright colors; I’m almost jealous!
Ah, excuuuuse me! Yes, you, the pale one! “Graaagh?” Oh, is that your name? I’ve never heard of anything like that before.
I was going to ask directions to the party, but that can wait! I can’t leave you looking so sad, and you must have been looking forward to the dance as much as I was! You haven’t a dress to wear, is that it? I wasn’t sure, but now that I see you up close, you really must try this outfit on! I won’t take no for an answer! You’ll feel much better with this on, trust me.
There we are. See, I was right about you! This green goes so well against-- is that... slime? ... I know, you should keep the dress! It’s a present, since it looks sooo cuuute on you. ♥ Besides, I don’t think those stains are going to come out.
No, no, you don’t have to give it back. I insist! Please stop taking it off! Kyaaa! We haven’t even had time to show it off! I said, stop undressing! You mustn’t take your clothes off in public! Honestly, that’s so unladylike, Miss Graaagh.
Oh, you’re not a lady? Status doesn’t matter, you know! I can make you so cute that no one would ever think otherwise! You’ll be the most adorable girl at the ball! Ahh, and you’ll match with a wonderful boy who can’t take his eyes off you, dancing the night away~! Can’t you just imagine it? You might even find true love. It’s just like Cinderella~!
Huh? Where are you running off to? Please wait! Ah, you’re so meeaaaan, it isn’t even midnight! And I haven’t shown you the matching wig yet!
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Character: Tear Grants
Series: Tales of the Abyss
Character Age: 16
Canon: The world of Tales of the Abyss is ruled by what is known as the Score, a prophecy that determines everything from major world events to someone's dinner meal. Even in their sciences and advances in their machinery known as fon-tech, their religious connections to this prophecy hold fast. In this story, Luke Fon Fabre, a young, naive, and spoiled noble finds himself living the high life with a bad attitude and a curiosity of the outside world. Now enter Tear. In an attack on her brother, Van (who happens to be Luke's teacher), she has a run in with Luke, causing what is known as a hyperresonance and sending both he and Tear to a place called Tataroo Valley. This is where their story begins.
Tear has a difficult personality to crack at first, but is simple at heart. Raised to be a soldier, she is an excellent songstress and healer, and quite handy in combat. Seemingly cold, she is actually very feminine and kind at heart. Slow to trust, she is always on guard, and thinks things through in a calm and collected manner. However, the more she knows someone, the more she opens up. This is especially true for Luke in the game, and she eventually falls in love with him. This is seen more-so through her actions than words (such as placing a finger on his lips or crying while he is in the room with her.) She is often a voice of reason, lecturing the others if they have done something unwise. Tear is also very modest about her body, and gets easily flustered or shy about anything having to do with her chest or otherwise. She is also easily flustered when the topic of romance pops up, mostly regarding her affections towards Luke.
Though she tries to hide it, she has a love for cute things and a fear of ghosts.
Sample Post:
I need to make certain mental notes about this place if I am to better assess the situation I am in. I can't be hasty about the surroundings, especially in their current state. It's only my first day, but it would be smarter to take note of everything as soon as possible and add any changes as they occur.
Currently, I'm sitting in a quiet place near a herd of cows, though the fon-tech looking ones are new to me. They seem to be docile, and I admit they are... rather c-cute... However, being mechanical, I can only assume they are made for some purpose, but that question isn't a priority right now. More importantly are the other creatures here. While the cows seem calm, I have to keep my guard up, a lesson I learned from trying to pet the ducks earlier... But they were so c-cute, even when they did breathe fire... On the other hand, the Gorillas I encountered during my exploration of the camp seem by far the most hostile, but from the looks of the environment of this place, I'm certain there's more.
Hm? Someone's coming. A person? I haven't seen him here yet, though he seems to be hurt with the way he's walking... Perhaps he's injured? He's coming closer. Injured or not, something isn't right. I need to stay on my guard here.
Excuse me, Sir, did you need something? If you are injured, I can heal you.
... He's not saying anything other than the occasional moan. However, the closer he gets the more suspicious he becomes....! Is he.... falling apart? W-what is this? His eye just... This man... is he even alive? I would cast Resurrection on him, but how is he walking? Wait... a g-ghost? No, it's probably just my imagination. But... it would explain...! He wants brains? A ghost...? I think now would be a good time to head to another area!
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Character: Eureka.
Series: Eureka Seven.
Character Age: Appears to be 16.
Canon: You know what's guaranteed to spice up your life? A girl and a robot. Renton Thurston was a boy living in a boring town, leading a boring life until Eureka crash-lands her mecha, Nirvash, on his house. Struck by love at first sight, he happily chases after her and joins the ranks of the Gekko State, a resistance group. Fighting the government isn't as glamorous as it seems as Renton faces the realities of war and racism, along with the fact that the girl he loves isn't even human . . .
Created by an organism spanning the planet, Scab Coral, to observe humanity, Eureka is a sweet albeit strange girl. While she does not understand concepts like love or family, she is always willing to learn. Logical to a fault, she relies on her mind, rather than her heart when it comes to problems. She may appear as aloof and withdrawn, often regarded as inaccessible by her crew without realizing it. Eureka has the best intentions though, serving as mother to three orphans without knowing anything about motherhood or childhood. She is exceptionally caring and protective of Nirvash, the robot that was discovered along with her, often speaking to it and referring to it as that child, while its reciprocation of her affection is debatable. Eventually, with Renton's help, Eureka is able to open up to others and protect the world along with the people she loves.
Sample Entry:
I'm sorry, but can you let me through, please? I don't like leaving that child alone around such strange people. They weren't scared or angry, which was good, but they wouldn't stop touching Nirvash. It said there were fingers in strange places, and I need to remove them quickly. Once I contact Holland, I can return to that child and then I will be able to speak with you. So, please, let me pass!
Ah, I didn't mean to push you over like that! I'm sorry, I must not realize my own strength. I should make sure to be careful in the future. I wouldn't want to scratch or dent Nirvash carelessly like this. Unless that child has already been hurt and hasn't said anything . . . I'm not abusive, am I? -Oh, it's not my fault? It's alright, don't cry. Those scratches must hurt very badly, but they can be fixed. I know someone who can make you feel better. So, please, stop crying, because even if you have wax, you have to worry about rust. There, there. Did it help to let it out and cry? But you were crying so hard . . . Is somewhere else hurt, or is it possible that your feelings hurt too? If it's like that, then . . . I should listen, shouldn't I? I can't stay for long, but I would like to know what is hurting your feelings.
I see, the gorillas were treating you roughly, which caused the damage. I don't know why they would want to ride a mechanical bull rather than a car. It's true that a car is much faster, after all. But they shouldn't have hurt you this badly if they wanted a ride. It's not how you should be treated, even if they are very strong. And, after you explained, I can see how apparent the difference is between a cow and a bull. But they can't hear you, so they may not know yet. However, they did ask, didn't they? They should have waited for an answer; they may have been able to hear if they listened long enough. It can be hard to make yourself heard. That child often has that problem, but I can't stay and speak for you. It would be better if you could speak for yourself . . .
I think I know of a way for you to be heard. When you are repaired, we will have Renton add lasers, so you can communicate with the gorillas in a way that they understand from now on.
Poll Vote!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me why I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now VOTE. Closed!
Character: Randou Rino
Series: Gokujou Seitokai/Best Student Council
Character Age: 14
Canon: At Miyagami Private Academy, there is a group of girls who have more power and authority than any of the faculty members--Miyagami Academy Maximum Authority-Wielding Best Student Council, or the Best Student Council for short. These girls are chosen for their elite skills in such things as combat, reconnaissance, and blowing their budget on anything that will make them seem more cool and flashy. The ludicrous power and status achieved by the student council is only somewhat explained by the fact that Jinguuji Kanade, the president, is heir to the Jinguuji conglomerate and the most powerful family in Japan... in more ways than one.
Randou Rino, however, doesn't seem to have any extraordinary qualities except for two things: her utter failure to show talent in anything whatsoever, and the fact that she's almost always wearing a (seemingly sentient?!) puppet named Pucchan on her hand that compensates for her own incompetence. After Rino is orphaned by the death of her mother, she blindly trusts her penpal Mr. Poppit to transfer her to Miyagami Academy--where, for seemingly no reason at all, President Kanade elects her as the student council's secretary. Rino is awful at nearly everything she attempts to do, and she tends to be either too energetic or a total crybaby, but when the situation calls for stubborn enthusiasm, a little too much faith in the inherent goodness of humanity, and a deep desire to see everyone happy, she pulls through every time.
Sample Post:
Dear Mr. Poppit,
All of a sudden, I'm at a mandatory leadership camp for executive officers. I never knew we had one until I got the letter! It's all the way in America, as expected of the Best Student Council! I'm pretty bad at English, but everyone here is really helpful. Did you know that every word is pronounced "bureenzu" in this part of America? It makes things so much easier! Immersion is really something. Apparently everyone else has already gone to this camp, and Pucchan isn't allowed to come since he isn't actually a member, so I'm here all on my own. But I've decided I won't be sad. I'll do my best so I can go back to Miyagami in a couple of we--
--WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! No, don't eat that...! Mrs. Cow, Mrs. Cow!! That's all of my paper! And I don't have any more money, so how am I supposed to buy more to write to everyone, a-and do all my homework now?! Oh nooooo... I can't even get mad. Even if she's ruined things for me, Mrs. Cow is still just a cow... I forgive you, Mrs. Cow, but from now on, you "udder" be more polite! Ehehe. --Ahhhh, where are all the tomatoes from?! Please watch out! I'm sure it's a mistake, but I'm standing right here!
Actually... I've been quiet about it all this time so far, but is there any reason that the leadership camp is on a farm? If I could understand what farming has to do with the student council, it would really help me. Ah! It's to show us the value of hard work and being able to support ourselves, right?! I know I may be a dummy that depends on everyone all the time, but I promise I'll prove to you that I can do this! Or, um, bureenzu! Bureeeeenzu bureenzu! All right! I'll do as much farm work as I can, and then tonight we can have a reaaaally big, delicious dinner with everything we get! Corn! Potatoes! Chicken! Steak! Ah, I'm sorry, Mrs. Cow, but you look so... udderly delicious! --Uwahhhh, we could have tomatoes too, if you were more careful with them, everyone!
...Oh, I have an assignment already after all? To be perfectly honest, I was looking forward to the dinner. But I'll do it, of course! I'll do my best! Even if it's a... p-proficiency test... that I need to take before I can complete the camp... and, and I need 70% to pass...?! No! No!! I'm in trouble! I'm in a lot of trouble! M... Mr. Gorilla, I know this is mandatory, but this is really serious! I don't think I've ever scored that high on a test in my entire life! So please, you have to understand... at this rate, I'll never get to go back to Miyagami Academy... No matter how hard I try, I can't do iiiit! Please don't do thiiiiiis! B-Bureenzu! Bureeeeeeeeenzuuuuuuu!!
Poll Vote!
Character: Eury Evans
Series: Immortal Rain
Character Age: 19
Canon: Immortal Rain is about a guy who won't die, the loli who loves and follows him, and the constantly reborn kid who has big plans for global destruction.
They're not important for this app. Forget them. Eury Evans is a cunning genius businessman dessert pirate who every lady wants a piece of! So he likes to believe at the least. In truth Eury is a chainsmoking flaky flirt, easily distracted from the job at hand by things like napping, pretty ladies, and dangerously labeled doors. Not to mention Eury is a little bigheaded at times. He will take the path of least resistance and most fun whenever possible and his biggest loyalty is to himself and his family. But other than that, a real stand up guy!
Sample Post:
All this traveling, ugh. While there's nothing better than a man and his motorcycle and the open road a non-stop trip isn't fun when you're going it alone. And this wasn't even where I was headed. I was thinking more City Of Casinos and Neon Lights than Farmville Now with More Cow. But whatever, I was running on fumes at this point so any stop is a good stop. My poor motorcycle needs an oil change. And honestly, I wouldn't mind one myself. Although about that...
What is this imbalanced population?! I've heard of two girls for every boy and thought that sounded like a GREAT idea. But this is more like 1/5 a girl for every two boys! Which is like. 1/10 a girl per boy when broken down further. That's math and it's also horrible. What am I going to do with 1/10 a girl?! Where are all the single ladies?? I can only hope the taken ones are women of questionable morals to widen the field in my favor. Even a guy like me could end up hurting for action here. I don't even see many places for picking up women at all. Barns and an inflatable bar aren't where I usually go to meet a pretty girl.
What a lousy and boring place. What do you people even do here? I don't want to sound corny or anything but the only feature here that pops is the corn. That's not something that makes a successful tourist attraction. I could be in a swamp right now looking for stashed pirate treasure or in a rainforest finding the secrets of a hidden temple. The secret would of course be barechested amazonian women clad only in gold. That would be cool. Instead the only secret 'treasure' is the cow shit surprise dirtying my boots! How do you get anyone to come to this summer camp?!
And it's not summer! And I'm too old to be a camper! And I'm not on the payroll as a counselor, so don't expect me to counsel or teach kids to swim in the lake. The lake that's not here because your summer camp is in the middle of a creepy but ultimately dull field of corn! And what kind of name is Camp Fuck You Die? Is the camp logo a hand with an extended middle finger? Yeah, fuck you too, Camp Fuck You Die.
Fuck you too.
This has to be the worst place I have ev--is that tree growing underwear? LADIES~! I think I can be of some assistance. Trust me, I'm a professional when it comes to what's beneath your clothes. I've got years of experience. Best. Camp. EVER.
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Character: Taiga Aisaka
Series: Toradora!
Character Age: 17
Canon: On the first night of his second year in high school, Ryuuji Takasu's house is burglarized by a tiny, terrifying girl who wants to reclaim a love letter that was meant for Ryuuji's friend, Yusaku, and placed in his bag by mistake. In a desperate attempt to get her to leave, Ryuuji promises to help Taiga in her mission to win Yusaku's heart, on the condition that she help Ryuuji get closer to her own best friend, Minori. And thus begins a cracktastic, abusive, strangely heartwarming partnership.
Taiga Aisaka, known as the "palmtop tiger" to her classmates due to her small size and ferocious temper, is Ryuuji's classmate, partner, and despite all of the abuse she inflicts on him, quickly becomes his friend as well. She's quick to anger, extremely defensive, and has no qualms whatsoever about insulting, threatening, or beating up anyone who annoys her... and that would be, uh, a lot of people. After becoming friends with Ryuuji, she continues to call him a variety of nasty names, most of them dog-themed, and won't hesitate to punch or kick him for minor indiscretions. Underneath the aggression, though, she can be insecure and easily embarrassed, as well as a pretty nice person when the time calls for it. Taiga's one true love is food, but she can't cook (or perform any other domestic chores) to save her life.
Sample Post:
This place pisses me off.
Just who the hell do you think you are, signing me up for this against my will?! As if I don't have to deal with creepy birds and shambling, perverted idiots at home, now you ruin my summer vacation, too? Know your place, Sayre. I don't care who killed your boyfriend - Taiga Aisaka answers to nobody, especially not a witch like you.
I refuse to live in any of the crappy little shacks you call cabins. I refuse to use your disgusting, rusty showers. At least, I hope that's rust. I refuse to set foot in that lake and risk my feet being bitten off by one of those creepy ducks. I refuse to give in and become one of those dazed, smiling morons who insist that "you get used to it." Most of all, I refuse to eat this crap you call food! It's radioactive! Don't insult my intelligence!
Did you know that kidnapping is a crime punishable by life in prison? Right now you're looking at a hell of a lot of life sentences, and I'm pretty sure the local authorities can come up with way worse punishments for you than "wiping Marcy down," whatever that's supposed to mean. Why don't you get your ass over to the silo and wipe her down yourself, anyway? I don't see you doing anything useful around here, that's for sure. Too busy kidnapping innocent people to clean the place up, is that it?
However, you've made one fatal mistake. In your haste to abduct us all, you apparently decided to hire the cheapest security guards a person could possibly find. Hah! You think I can't beat these stupid carcasses into the ground singlehandedly? Half of these geezers can't even walk, much less stop me from leaving! I don't need this shotgun - I'll shove my foot so far down their throats, I'll be wearing them as legwarmers!
Yes, I have only one thing to say to your feeble, incompetent guards: Shut up and rot.
I... H-Hey! I didn't mean literally, you stupid mongrels!
Poll Vote!
Character: Elizabeth “Lizzie” Middleford
Series: Kuroshitsuji
Character Age: 12-13
Canon: In Victorian London, a young boy named Ciel Phantomhive, head of the Phantomhive Earldom, works for the Queen in rooting out the worst of England’s criminals and stopping whatever troubles Her Majesty. Luckily, Ciel has a contract with his soul-eating demon butler, Sebastian, to make sure he never disappoints her. As he slowly uncovers those who destroyed his home and murdered his family three years ago, Ciel isn’t going to let a few deaths stop him in his crusade for vengeance.
Elizabeth Middleford, who insists you call her “Lizzie”, is unaware of most of these things and Ciel’s work. As Ciel’s fiancé, cousin, and fellow noble, she’s used to getting what she wants- she’s not above faking a few tears or throwing a tantrum to get her way. Lizzie is cheery and headstrong, tending to dive into things without consulting others and taking them along for the ride. With an incredible fondness for anything “cute”, she’ll decorate anything from people to ballrooms in ribbons and frills, objections or no. Lizzie can be unknowingly cruel, but she means well and tries to make things better for her loved ones in her own, sometimes selfish, way. She does seem to realize that her attention can be over-bearing on occasion, though it doesn’t stop her from nearly tackling people in her enthusiastic hugs and calling from the top of her lungs.
Sample Post:
This is the strangest place to hold a ball! What good is having it on a farm where no one can get to it? Really! The birds are beautiful, though. Such bright colors; I’m almost jealous!
Ah, excuuuuse me! Yes, you, the pale one! “Graaagh?” Oh, is that your name? I’ve never heard of anything like that before.
I was going to ask directions to the party, but that can wait! I can’t leave you looking so sad, and you must have been looking forward to the dance as much as I was! You haven’t a dress to wear, is that it? I wasn’t sure, but now that I see you up close, you really must try this outfit on! I won’t take no for an answer! You’ll feel much better with this on, trust me.
There we are. See, I was right about you! This green goes so well against-- is that... slime? ... I know, you should keep the dress! It’s a present, since it looks sooo cuuute on you. ♥ Besides, I don’t think those stains are going to come out.
No, no, you don’t have to give it back. I insist! Please stop taking it off! Kyaaa! We haven’t even had time to show it off! I said, stop undressing! You mustn’t take your clothes off in public! Honestly, that’s so unladylike, Miss Graaagh.
Oh, you’re not a lady? Status doesn’t matter, you know! I can make you so cute that no one would ever think otherwise! You’ll be the most adorable girl at the ball! Ahh, and you’ll match with a wonderful boy who can’t take his eyes off you, dancing the night away~! Can’t you just imagine it? You might even find true love. It’s just like Cinderella~!
Huh? Where are you running off to? Please wait! Ah, you’re so meeaaaan, it isn’t even midnight! And I haven’t shown you the matching wig yet!
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Character: Tear Grants
Series: Tales of the Abyss
Character Age: 16
Canon: The world of Tales of the Abyss is ruled by what is known as the Score, a prophecy that determines everything from major world events to someone's dinner meal. Even in their sciences and advances in their machinery known as fon-tech, their religious connections to this prophecy hold fast. In this story, Luke Fon Fabre, a young, naive, and spoiled noble finds himself living the high life with a bad attitude and a curiosity of the outside world. Now enter Tear. In an attack on her brother, Van (who happens to be Luke's teacher), she has a run in with Luke, causing what is known as a hyperresonance and sending both he and Tear to a place called Tataroo Valley. This is where their story begins.
Tear has a difficult personality to crack at first, but is simple at heart. Raised to be a soldier, she is an excellent songstress and healer, and quite handy in combat. Seemingly cold, she is actually very feminine and kind at heart. Slow to trust, she is always on guard, and thinks things through in a calm and collected manner. However, the more she knows someone, the more she opens up. This is especially true for Luke in the game, and she eventually falls in love with him. This is seen more-so through her actions than words (such as placing a finger on his lips or crying while he is in the room with her.) She is often a voice of reason, lecturing the others if they have done something unwise. Tear is also very modest about her body, and gets easily flustered or shy about anything having to do with her chest or otherwise. She is also easily flustered when the topic of romance pops up, mostly regarding her affections towards Luke.
Though she tries to hide it, she has a love for cute things and a fear of ghosts.
Sample Post:
I need to make certain mental notes about this place if I am to better assess the situation I am in. I can't be hasty about the surroundings, especially in their current state. It's only my first day, but it would be smarter to take note of everything as soon as possible and add any changes as they occur.
Currently, I'm sitting in a quiet place near a herd of cows, though the fon-tech looking ones are new to me. They seem to be docile, and I admit they are... rather c-cute... However, being mechanical, I can only assume they are made for some purpose, but that question isn't a priority right now. More importantly are the other creatures here. While the cows seem calm, I have to keep my guard up, a lesson I learned from trying to pet the ducks earlier... But they were so c-cute, even when they did breathe fire... On the other hand, the Gorillas I encountered during my exploration of the camp seem by far the most hostile, but from the looks of the environment of this place, I'm certain there's more.
Hm? Someone's coming. A person? I haven't seen him here yet, though he seems to be hurt with the way he's walking... Perhaps he's injured? He's coming closer. Injured or not, something isn't right. I need to stay on my guard here.
Excuse me, Sir, did you need something? If you are injured, I can heal you.
... He's not saying anything other than the occasional moan. However, the closer he gets the more suspicious he becomes....! Is he.... falling apart? W-what is this? His eye just... This man... is he even alive? I would cast Resurrection on him, but how is he walking? Wait... a g-ghost? No, it's probably just my imagination. But... it would explain...! He wants brains? A ghost...? I think now would be a good time to head to another area!
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Character: Eureka.
Series: Eureka Seven.
Character Age: Appears to be 16.
Canon: You know what's guaranteed to spice up your life? A girl and a robot. Renton Thurston was a boy living in a boring town, leading a boring life until Eureka crash-lands her mecha, Nirvash, on his house. Struck by love at first sight, he happily chases after her and joins the ranks of the Gekko State, a resistance group. Fighting the government isn't as glamorous as it seems as Renton faces the realities of war and racism, along with the fact that the girl he loves isn't even human . . .
Created by an organism spanning the planet, Scab Coral, to observe humanity, Eureka is a sweet albeit strange girl. While she does not understand concepts like love or family, she is always willing to learn. Logical to a fault, she relies on her mind, rather than her heart when it comes to problems. She may appear as aloof and withdrawn, often regarded as inaccessible by her crew without realizing it. Eureka has the best intentions though, serving as mother to three orphans without knowing anything about motherhood or childhood. She is exceptionally caring and protective of Nirvash, the robot that was discovered along with her, often speaking to it and referring to it as that child, while its reciprocation of her affection is debatable. Eventually, with Renton's help, Eureka is able to open up to others and protect the world along with the people she loves.
Sample Entry:
I'm sorry, but can you let me through, please? I don't like leaving that child alone around such strange people. They weren't scared or angry, which was good, but they wouldn't stop touching Nirvash. It said there were fingers in strange places, and I need to remove them quickly. Once I contact Holland, I can return to that child and then I will be able to speak with you. So, please, let me pass!
Ah, I didn't mean to push you over like that! I'm sorry, I must not realize my own strength. I should make sure to be careful in the future. I wouldn't want to scratch or dent Nirvash carelessly like this. Unless that child has already been hurt and hasn't said anything . . . I'm not abusive, am I? -Oh, it's not my fault? It's alright, don't cry. Those scratches must hurt very badly, but they can be fixed. I know someone who can make you feel better. So, please, stop crying, because even if you have wax, you have to worry about rust. There, there. Did it help to let it out and cry? But you were crying so hard . . . Is somewhere else hurt, or is it possible that your feelings hurt too? If it's like that, then . . . I should listen, shouldn't I? I can't stay for long, but I would like to know what is hurting your feelings.
I see, the gorillas were treating you roughly, which caused the damage. I don't know why they would want to ride a mechanical bull rather than a car. It's true that a car is much faster, after all. But they shouldn't have hurt you this badly if they wanted a ride. It's not how you should be treated, even if they are very strong. And, after you explained, I can see how apparent the difference is between a cow and a bull. But they can't hear you, so they may not know yet. However, they did ask, didn't they? They should have waited for an answer; they may have been able to hear if they listened long enough. It can be hard to make yourself heard. That child often has that problem, but I can't stay and speak for you. It would be better if you could speak for yourself . . .
I think I know of a way for you to be heard. When you are repaired, we will have Renton add lasers, so you can communicate with the gorillas in a way that they understand from now on.
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