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Character: Ayasegawa Yumichika
Series: Bleach
Age: Unknown. But able to pose as a student.
Canon: Yumichika is one of the Shinigami (Death Gods) of Soul Society, whose job it is to purify the souls of Hollows (evil spirits) by hitting them with a big-ass sword (Zanpakuto) and sending them to the afterlife. The Shinigami are separated into thirteen divisions, each containing a Captain, a Lieutenant, and other ranks proceeding down the line in numbered seats. Yumichika is the 5th seat of the 11th Divison, renowned for its focus on fighting ability. At first, it is difficult to see how he can possibly fit in that divison; Yumichika is an utterly vain narcissistic pretty-boy, seemingly shallow, and overly concerned with beauty over anything else. He will be snarky, condescending, and utterly merciless towards ugly people, and purposefully takes the time to change his clothes after a battle even in the midst of a wartime emergency. However, despite this excessive vanity, Yumichika loves fighting as much as the rest, and despite his rank, is actually the third strongest man in the division, easily stronger than a Lieutenant. Even so, he hides his true abilities, especially from his teammates, because he is afraid they would hate him for his spell-type Zanpakuto as opposed to one based on direct attacks. He chooses to stay at 5th seat simply because he thinks the number "4" is ugly, and "3" is already taken. Under all the posturing and vanity, however, Yumichika is fiercely loyal to his division and unafraid to fight to the death. He shares a peculiar moral code with his closest friend; even as Ikkaku is losing a fight and close to death, Yumichika proclaims, "we must not help each other out at any cost," as that would tarnish the sheer enjoyment they find in fighting. Though Yumichika is impossibly vain, it would be a gross misnomer to label him shallow. Well... sometimes.
Hollows, they said. A new atmosphere, befitting of your beauty, they said. Hah! Liars, every last one of them! They'll rue the day they did this to me - honestly, how could they? Even the name of this place is ugly - "Camp Fuck You Die." How utterly vulgar. Such a place is undeserving of supplying the very oxygen I need to breathe. And I can feel my hair flattening already!
Truly, I have never been so utterly repulsed in my life. What are these, these... vile, disgusting, flesh-rotting creatures everywhere? How hideous and unsightly! Please don't tell me that everyone here looks like that, because if they do, I - I don't know what I'll do. Somebody will die, and I'm not sure if it will be me or these scourge that simply should not be permitted to put their rotting feet all over my earth. I would be doing everyone a favour, really, not the least of all my eyes - my poor, beautiful eyes...
Ah! But I have not even introduced myself! Who is this stunning creature you see in front of you, you are wondering - I can see it in your eyes! I am Ayasegawa Yumichika, 5th Seat of the 11th Division of Soul Society. Yes, yes, I am a Shinigami, though you need not fear me, I assure you. However, I do ask that you admire from a distance directly proportional to how ugly your face is. If you're beautiful, I might let you close enough to touch - though I'd rather you didn't. Do you know how hard it is to get dirt out of this fabric? "Black is versatile," my ass. (Which looks quite nice in these pants, don't you think?)
While it must be quite a treat for you to hear a voice such as mine, I fear I must proceed directly to the crisis at hand: where is the nearest showering facility, and how do I get there? I am filled with a sudden and irrevocable urge to scrub the hovering filth of this odious pit from my alabaster skin.
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What's that...? The showers spit blood? I - I, what? - you... you don't... I mean, it can't - I can't - is there nothing sacred in this appalling, disgraceful, abhorrent pit of despair? Who knew the world could be so ugly?
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Character: Hawkeye (Hawk)
Series: Seiken Densetsu 3
Age: 17
Canon: Seiken Densetsu 3 is an old-school video game where some poor victim is destined to be a hero that'll save the world. Because gods pick the perfect time to turn into trees and take naps.
Hawk displays an easygoing personality that shows streaks of materialism; when confronted with something strange, new and possibly life-threatening, he'll point it out, probably make fun of it, then quickly adapt and change the subject. Bonus points if he somehow also turns a profit. Hawk's good at listening to/making small talk and talking about innocent things that have nothing to do with him personally; he has serious trust issues when it comes to personal matters, on the fact that his best friend is dead, the friend's younger sister thinks Hawk murdered him and everyone in his hometown is trying to kill him (read: THE ENTIRE NARUTO CAST NINJAS WHO KNOW PWNING JUTSUS). Hawk's hobbies are doing things for the general good (this includes saving the world), taking advantage of a situation and stealing things making money - and on a good day, all three at the same time.
Sample post note: Yes, Hawk's totally ripping you off on the Angel Grails.
I just came back from your village item shop, and you know what? I think it's one of the most bizarre stores I've ever seen! None of that normal stuff like candy and chocolate - internationally-accepted forms of health food, I should add! But who in the Goddess is going to buy fruit in a can? (What's 'fruit', anyway? Is this supposed to be a magic item or something? "I cast mango missile!".)
So I've decided to introduce to you a new item that your store doesn't and SHOULD stock: Angel Grails. They're little cups that you can easily store in your inventory or storage and are pretty handy if you travel around with friends in monster-infested areas!
Now what, you might be asking, what good is a cup when you're fighting off zombies that want to eat your brains? Throw it at them?
ohmygoddess DON'T DO THAT. (Because I also sell approved throwing weapons; ask me for details later!) That's the LAST thing you want to do! Why? Because Angel Grails revive the unconscious dead! So it'd really be ironic-sounding if after fending off hordes of bloodthirsty monsters they all come back and rip your precious remaining HP to shreds! (It hurts, trust me on this one.)
Nope - if you haven't figured it out, you use Angel Grails on your party members! When you die, isn't it annoying to get sent back to your last save point and lose all your progress? (It looks like you guys know about saving your game, thank the Goddess. It's already weird enough not understanding why chocolate isn't healthy for you here.) All those items, all those experience points, all that money?! Well, as long as one of your trustworthy friends smashes your corpse with one of these beauties, you'll come right back to life!
(I also heard that you have some sort of holiday coming up where you buy presents for each other - now, don't get me wrong, but what could be better for those close to you than the GIFT OF LIFE?)
Now, how much will this cost you? A very low and affordable price of 300 luc! I'll even throw in a free instruction booklet if you don't have experience reviving the dead or throwing dishware at your friends! I think that's reasonable, since it's such an essential item and it looks like no item shop in a 10-mile radius stocks these -
- what do you mean you don't know what's luc. Wow. Er, don't worry - I have a fair exchange rate for GP, gold, lucre, rupees, bells, credits -
- you use coloured paper for money. A picture of an old guy is your local currency. Ha ha - please tell me you're kidding about this.
...
...did I mention that this is a really bizarre village?
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Character: Allen Walker
Series: D. Gray-Man
Age: Around 15
Canon: Upon his birth, he was abandoned by his real family because of his abnormal crimson left arm, which looked like it was burnt with a small cross on it. He was then adopted by a British man named Mana Walker, and was named Allen Walker. Just when he thought he has found a permanent home for himself, Mana died, and then chaos ensues. He made his father an akuma, and got his eye cursed for it, making him able to see the soul of an akuma. It was General Cross who trained him to be an exorcist, and at first, he thought being an exorcist was a punishment, a curse of his father, but he soon learned that that isn’t it, and decided to destroy the akuma for the sake of the living beings. Currently, he is in search of General Cross, whom is his master.
Allen Walker is the type whom believes what he fights for, and is extremely kind, although he could get pretty irritated if someone calls him “bean sprout,” since he is so tiny in person. But all in all, he is really the type who is ready to sacrifice his own life for complete strangers. Allen also have an “inner” self, which is only introduced when playing poker. He is the master of cheating when it comes to that card game, and id absolutely merciless to the price you have to pay when you lose a game with him. Also, he has what it seems to be a flying golden ball with wings that follows him, called a golem, and named Timcanpi. Its sole purpose is to record things (like a…flying… mini-camcorder) and replay it along with audio (it also tends to get eaten a lot, but no matter! It is -literally- indestructible). Despite of Allen’s slender appearance, he eats quite a bit more than an ‘average’ human being.
Timcanpi, just where have you led me to?!
Although I’m pretty sure your guidance is accurate, since you are created by Master Cross himself, but what, pray tell, inspired you to think that General Cross would end up in this camp?! Especially with the title, “Camp Fuck You Die.” I do believe that he is delicate enough not to enter such a camp with such a vulgar name, and would not enter a camp to begin with, or at least I think so. (Who could ever guess what Master is up to, anyway?)
Once made in this territory, I found myself no way out. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t scared of the creatures that was blocking my way out. It was simply because I can’t destroy it. My Anti-Akuma weapon was designed to destroy only akumas, nothing else! Yeah, I’ve already tried shooting them off. What terrifies me most is that it has no affect on them, and if they loose an arm, the arm crawls by itself (I am not afraid of zombies. I’m absolutely, positively not afraid of zombies). I’ve seen movies of zombies when I was younger, but I never would have guessed that they were real! I was completely defenseless, and had no choice but to flee to the main office of the camp, and was nagged into signing up.
So now, I’m stuck here until those … things… disappear, if ever. …And just where in the world is Timcanpi? I could’ve sworn it -kjwsaLESJGA
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Sorry about that, it seems that my golem was swallowed up by a zombie, and that same zombie crept up to the window of my cabin and spit Tim right through the window (broken window! I have no money to repair it!), and to my face, not to mention that my face stings at the moment. Ugh! Zombie saliva! Now for the big debate: completely ignore the extremely putrid saliva that was slowing… drying… and crusting on my face (I think I’m going to be sick), or face the indestructible zombies to cleanse my face. Err, I’ll pass on that (even if it smells… so bad).
Moving on, I’ve done some exploring today. More like forced to, because the ‘kind’ counselors were too ’sympathetic’ to show me the way to my ’charming’ cabin. I haven’t seen any of my roommates yet, but I do look forward to it. I would also like to convince myself that the counselors were only kidding when they said there are to be six people to a cabin, when it is so tiny!
My exploration of Camp Fuck You Die was not a pleasant one either, because it is only natural that I follow Timcanpi, but it seems to have no idea where it is going, and always end up to a dead end, and there was, cornered by animals, things, zombies (not only once, either)! I have to say thanks to my adrenaline rush, which helped me escaped from the zombies, not that I couldn’t left on my own…
Because ladies and gentlemen, I am not afraid of zombies.
So yes, I’m sorry about the ramble, but I couldn’t help it. My name is Allen Walker, nice to meet you. (Please help me around. *A pro at getting lost.*)
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Character: Ash Redfern
Series: The Night World: Daughters of Darkness
Age: approximately 18
Canon: Ash Redfern is a lamia--or a born
vampire. He's also a Redfern--a direct descendent of the first
vampire, Maya. He can go out in the sunlight, roll around in
garlic, cross running water--basically, he can do everything a
vampire isn't supposed to do. However, he is still susceptible
to burning or staking. In all appearance, he's human. He's
very liberal--making friends with werewolves, partying,
flirting, etc--and a complete smartass. Though liberal, he
thinks--or used to--that humans are of a lower species, meant to
be toyed with. Not to mention, he could do this without
revealing what the Night World really was--which is one of the
two main laws. Basically, he was the perfect Night Person.
Recently in his life, however, he met a human named
Mary-Lynnette, who is his soulmate. At first they did nothing
but clash, but they grew to accept the fact, each other, and
even have begun to love each other. The Ash I play is after he
met Mary-Lynnette and left her to make himself a better person.
He currently works with Circle Daybreak in attempt to atone,
though he's having a difficult time with it. He's still
sarcastic and rude, but he has more frequent lapses of kindness
and tries not to look down on humans.
The book mainly featuring Ash is Daughters of Darkness;
however, he's also made brief appearances in Secret
Vampire, Dark Angel, and Soulmate.
Summer camp, hm?
Well, it is Louisiana, so the fact it's December and
technically not summer is a minor detail. No use in quibbling
over it, I suppose.
And because it's summer camp, and I'm assuming this
pamphlet of activities is slightly outdated, I propose a new
game! Something mostly harmless, fun, and useful to everyone
all at the same time. Sadly, I'm not creative enough to come up
with a name for it, but I'm sure one of you will. The rules are
simple:
Stick your head out a window and see what bizarre creature
decides to attack you first.
Harmless? Sure, if you don't actually let them get to your eyes.
Fun? Certainly; who doesn't want rabid foreign animals
attempting to maul you? Useful? Well, wouldn't you stick
the head of someone you hate out a window just for kicks?
I'm already winning. I've got two rabbits and one bird I
suspect to be extinct now (delicate necks, unfortunately).
You'd think I'd learn, being jumped by werewolves frequently
enough back home.
Joke, of course. I'm sure nobody here believes in silly myths.
Now, I don't suppose anyone knows why my supposed
namesake is so popular for streaking, and why the pamphlet felt
the need to warn me of it?
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Character: Sohma Isuzu or "Rin"
Series: Fruits Basket
Age: 17
Canon: Isuzu, or Rin (it's a pun that only makes sense if you understand Japanese) is a member of the Sohma clan; a family cursed to be possessed by the animals of the Chinese Zodiac and to turn into them when hugged by members of the opposite gender. Rin is possessed by the horse, a rather apt relationship as Rin is proud, headstrong, verbally aggressive and very stubborn -- much like a wild horse. Underneath all this, however, is a very lost woman attempting to work out how to lift the curse upon her family and free her cousin Hatsuharu from it. (Her life would be a lot less difficult and she would probably have a better idea of where to go in solving the curse if she would just accept help already, but Rin is entirely too stubborn for that.)
At one point, Rin was involved in a relationship with Hatsuharu but that quickly ended after Akito pitched a fit and threw her out a window. Nice. The only witness to this attack was Hiro -- who has kept quiet about it ever since. Ever since then, Rin has been trying to drive Hatsuharu away from her (to the point of swinging her IV at him when she was in hospital!) to keep him safe and encourage him to have a relationship with someone 'normal' (read, not her). Of course, she would be horribly hurt if he actually did this.
Rin is being taken shortly after she sees Shigure (otherwise known as Gure-nii) to find out what he knows about the curse.
When I asked Gure-nii how to break the curse, I didn't mean this. Obviously.
Looks as though I've arrived at this...camp. I can't say it's any different to being at home. The only difference is that people here are more open about their lack of brains. Braaaains indeed. The next one who comes near me gets a heel to the throat. Or a hoof No-one touches me like that, especially not some half-rotted animate corpse. It can go off and grope some other decaying body and keep its hands. Off. Me. Now
Oh, that's just disgusting. Keep your hands on your wrists where they belong and pick them up. Okay, so you can't. But make an effort, don't just stand there and stare at me. No, you can't have my brains, I'm using them and for a better purpose than you. Get out of here. I have a shotgun and I will use it. In fact, I'll like it.
...
I...I appear to have been hugged by a zombie. There is no God. The shotgun jammed -- obviously I was given faulty goods (and I will be having words with that Director woman about that) so I had to resort to more...traditional weapons. I never thought I'd be grateful for the curse until now -- damned zombies are going to know not to touch me when I smash their heads in with my hooves
If anyone's seen my cousins, I want to talk to them. Nowhere in their letters about how "wonderful" this place is and how the accomodation is "top-rate" did they see fit to mention the prospect of being molested by the undead. I suppose that does explain why the handwriting in all the letters was the same.
And Hiro? If you've said anything...I'll kill you. I will.
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Character: Houjo Haruto
Series: Haunted Junction (anime)
Age: 16-17
Canon: First, a short summary: Haunted Junction is Saitoh High. The kids of three religious groups (Catholic church, Buddhist Temple, Shinto Shrine) have been made into the Holy Student Council. Houjo Haruto is the son of a Catholic minister, and unlike the others has virtually no spiritual powers! I don't know if the access to holy water from his bathroom really counts. The council is supposed to take care of the school and it's spirits. Haruto was tricked into becoming the president of the council, and he hates it, because he wants to be normal and do normal things (and goes on about it incessantly.)
Haruto wants to be a normal guy, but he's torn between this dream and his obligations as the president. He's a nice guy who likes to help, but he freaks out at weird stuff. He can also take things WAY too seriously. Other details: he nosebleeds at naked women and wants to go to classes even though he doesn't have to. He's also not terribly religious - he wears a cross but he usually expresses his Catholic devotion to God by exclaming "Oh my God" near the end of each episode (a "Jesus Christ!" is not unheard of.) Also: the chairman of the school is one of the 7 School Spirits, and he is an avid collector of occult items (including but not limited to entire schools) and he enjoys scaring Haruto and making his life a living HELL. ♥
CHAIRMAN. Enough is enough! I know I was getting used to the ghosts and while that in itself bothers me, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS. WHAT. NO. Aah! Stupid birds! Stop it! I've heard "It's a Small World" enough times already! Oh. Christmas carols now? Chairman, you're just doing this to spite me, aren't you.
I just want to be a normal boy, going to normal school, taking normal classes, having a normal relationship! Normal! Why can't people understand this?! I want to go to class, I want to learn, I want to go to summer camp! But NOT like this!!
Look, I know that my job, as unwanted as it is, is to take care of the problems at the school for the ghosts and spirits there, but that DOES NOT explain why I'm at a camp to do anything for you! Oh wait, I bet this is a camp that you bought to add to your occult collection - I should have known when you pulled me through the spirit world that you were up to no good! How I ended up locked in a bathroom stall is another question, but entirely unsurprising, but at least I got out, so I guess it's okay but! NORMAL.
This place isn't normal. Not by a long shot! I thought summer camp was supposed to be a happy time in a person's life, where they can play, be free, and learn the way of nature with other NORMAL people? CHAIRMAN, I GOT A GUN WHEN I ARRIVED HERE. I don't get it! I'll admit that this place is better than the school, if only by a little! I tried to make it normal, you know. Campfire! Marshmallows! I had just started the second verse of Kumbaya when I noticed that a skull was on the rock next to mine. It was winking. At me.
I admit it! I ran away screaming! No shame in admitting that! After all, NORMAL PEOPLE don't have to deal with winking skulls! Or anything I have to deal with at Saitoh High, really!
Anyhow! I'm just stopping to catch my breath before I try to find a way out of here, because if I have to suffer, I'd rather do it in my own neighborhood, thank you very much - oh, hello? Can I help you? "Brains?" If you'd just hold on a minute, I'm sure I'll be able to get you some - aaah! GET AWAY! WHAT ARE YOU? Aaagh! You could only be -
ZOMBIES.
The dead I can handle, but the undead are just... OH MY GOD.
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Character: Ayasegawa Yumichika
Series: Bleach
Age: Unknown. But able to pose as a student.
Canon: Yumichika is one of the Shinigami (Death Gods) of Soul Society, whose job it is to purify the souls of Hollows (evil spirits) by hitting them with a big-ass sword (Zanpakuto) and sending them to the afterlife. The Shinigami are separated into thirteen divisions, each containing a Captain, a Lieutenant, and other ranks proceeding down the line in numbered seats. Yumichika is the 5th seat of the 11th Divison, renowned for its focus on fighting ability. At first, it is difficult to see how he can possibly fit in that divison; Yumichika is an utterly vain narcissistic pretty-boy, seemingly shallow, and overly concerned with beauty over anything else. He will be snarky, condescending, and utterly merciless towards ugly people, and purposefully takes the time to change his clothes after a battle even in the midst of a wartime emergency. However, despite this excessive vanity, Yumichika loves fighting as much as the rest, and despite his rank, is actually the third strongest man in the division, easily stronger than a Lieutenant. Even so, he hides his true abilities, especially from his teammates, because he is afraid they would hate him for his spell-type Zanpakuto as opposed to one based on direct attacks. He chooses to stay at 5th seat simply because he thinks the number "4" is ugly, and "3" is already taken. Under all the posturing and vanity, however, Yumichika is fiercely loyal to his division and unafraid to fight to the death. He shares a peculiar moral code with his closest friend; even as Ikkaku is losing a fight and close to death, Yumichika proclaims, "we must not help each other out at any cost," as that would tarnish the sheer enjoyment they find in fighting. Though Yumichika is impossibly vain, it would be a gross misnomer to label him shallow. Well... sometimes.
Hollows, they said. A new atmosphere, befitting of your beauty, they said. Hah! Liars, every last one of them! They'll rue the day they did this to me - honestly, how could they? Even the name of this place is ugly - "Camp Fuck You Die." How utterly vulgar. Such a place is undeserving of supplying the very oxygen I need to breathe. And I can feel my hair flattening already!
Truly, I have never been so utterly repulsed in my life. What are these, these... vile, disgusting, flesh-rotting creatures everywhere? How hideous and unsightly! Please don't tell me that everyone here looks like that, because if they do, I - I don't know what I'll do. Somebody will die, and I'm not sure if it will be me or these scourge that simply should not be permitted to put their rotting feet all over my earth. I would be doing everyone a favour, really, not the least of all my eyes - my poor, beautiful eyes...
Ah! But I have not even introduced myself! Who is this stunning creature you see in front of you, you are wondering - I can see it in your eyes! I am Ayasegawa Yumichika, 5th Seat of the 11th Division of Soul Society. Yes, yes, I am a Shinigami, though you need not fear me, I assure you. However, I do ask that you admire from a distance directly proportional to how ugly your face is. If you're beautiful, I might let you close enough to touch - though I'd rather you didn't. Do you know how hard it is to get dirt out of this fabric? "Black is versatile," my ass. (Which looks quite nice in these pants, don't you think?)
While it must be quite a treat for you to hear a voice such as mine, I fear I must proceed directly to the crisis at hand: where is the nearest showering facility, and how do I get there? I am filled with a sudden and irrevocable urge to scrub the hovering filth of this odious pit from my alabaster skin.
...
What's that...? The showers spit blood? I - I, what? - you... you don't... I mean, it can't - I can't - is there nothing sacred in this appalling, disgraceful, abhorrent pit of despair? Who knew the world could be so ugly?
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Character: Hawkeye (Hawk)
Series: Seiken Densetsu 3
Age: 17
Canon: Seiken Densetsu 3 is an old-school video game where some poor victim is destined to be a hero that'll save the world. Because gods pick the perfect time to turn into trees and take naps.
Hawk displays an easygoing personality that shows streaks of materialism; when confronted with something strange, new and possibly life-threatening, he'll point it out, probably make fun of it, then quickly adapt and change the subject. Bonus points if he somehow also turns a profit. Hawk's good at listening to/making small talk and talking about innocent things that have nothing to do with him personally; he has serious trust issues when it comes to personal matters, on the fact that his best friend is dead, the friend's younger sister thinks Hawk murdered him and everyone in his hometown is trying to kill him (read: THE ENTIRE NARUTO CAST NINJAS WHO KNOW PWNING JUTSUS). Hawk's hobbies are doing things for the general good (this includes saving the world), taking advantage of a situation and stealing things making money - and on a good day, all three at the same time.
Sample post note: Yes, Hawk's totally ripping you off on the Angel Grails.
I just came back from your village item shop, and you know what? I think it's one of the most bizarre stores I've ever seen! None of that normal stuff like candy and chocolate - internationally-accepted forms of health food, I should add! But who in the Goddess is going to buy fruit in a can? (What's 'fruit', anyway? Is this supposed to be a magic item or something? "I cast mango missile!".)
So I've decided to introduce to you a new item that your store doesn't and SHOULD stock: Angel Grails. They're little cups that you can easily store in your inventory or storage and are pretty handy if you travel around with friends in monster-infested areas!
Now what, you might be asking, what good is a cup when you're fighting off zombies that want to eat your brains? Throw it at them?
ohmygoddess DON'T DO THAT. (Because I also sell approved throwing weapons; ask me for details later!) That's the LAST thing you want to do! Why? Because Angel Grails revive the unconscious dead! So it'd really be ironic-sounding if after fending off hordes of bloodthirsty monsters they all come back and rip your precious remaining HP to shreds! (It hurts, trust me on this one.)
Nope - if you haven't figured it out, you use Angel Grails on your party members! When you die, isn't it annoying to get sent back to your last save point and lose all your progress? (It looks like you guys know about saving your game, thank the Goddess. It's already weird enough not understanding why chocolate isn't healthy for you here.) All those items, all those experience points, all that money?! Well, as long as one of your trustworthy friends smashes your corpse with one of these beauties, you'll come right back to life!
(I also heard that you have some sort of holiday coming up where you buy presents for each other - now, don't get me wrong, but what could be better for those close to you than the GIFT OF LIFE?)
Now, how much will this cost you? A very low and affordable price of 300 luc! I'll even throw in a free instruction booklet if you don't have experience reviving the dead or throwing dishware at your friends! I think that's reasonable, since it's such an essential item and it looks like no item shop in a 10-mile radius stocks these -
- what do you mean you don't know what's luc. Wow. Er, don't worry - I have a fair exchange rate for GP, gold, lucre, rupees, bells, credits -
- you use coloured paper for money. A picture of an old guy is your local currency. Ha ha - please tell me you're kidding about this.
...
...did I mention that this is a really bizarre village?
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Character: Allen Walker
Series: D. Gray-Man
Age: Around 15
Canon: Upon his birth, he was abandoned by his real family because of his abnormal crimson left arm, which looked like it was burnt with a small cross on it. He was then adopted by a British man named Mana Walker, and was named Allen Walker. Just when he thought he has found a permanent home for himself, Mana died, and then chaos ensues. He made his father an akuma, and got his eye cursed for it, making him able to see the soul of an akuma. It was General Cross who trained him to be an exorcist, and at first, he thought being an exorcist was a punishment, a curse of his father, but he soon learned that that isn’t it, and decided to destroy the akuma for the sake of the living beings. Currently, he is in search of General Cross, whom is his master.
Allen Walker is the type whom believes what he fights for, and is extremely kind, although he could get pretty irritated if someone calls him “bean sprout,” since he is so tiny in person. But all in all, he is really the type who is ready to sacrifice his own life for complete strangers. Allen also have an “inner” self, which is only introduced when playing poker. He is the master of cheating when it comes to that card game, and id absolutely merciless to the price you have to pay when you lose a game with him. Also, he has what it seems to be a flying golden ball with wings that follows him, called a golem, and named Timcanpi. Its sole purpose is to record things (like a…flying… mini-camcorder) and replay it along with audio (it also tends to get eaten a lot, but no matter! It is -literally- indestructible). Despite of Allen’s slender appearance, he eats quite a bit more than an ‘average’ human being.
Timcanpi, just where have you led me to?!
Although I’m pretty sure your guidance is accurate, since you are created by Master Cross himself, but what, pray tell, inspired you to think that General Cross would end up in this camp?! Especially with the title, “Camp Fuck You Die.” I do believe that he is delicate enough not to enter such a camp with such a vulgar name, and would not enter a camp to begin with, or at least I think so. (Who could ever guess what Master is up to, anyway?)
Once made in this territory, I found myself no way out. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t scared of the creatures that was blocking my way out. It was simply because I can’t destroy it. My Anti-Akuma weapon was designed to destroy only akumas, nothing else! Yeah, I’ve already tried shooting them off. What terrifies me most is that it has no affect on them, and if they loose an arm, the arm crawls by itself (I am not afraid of zombies. I’m absolutely, positively not afraid of zombies). I’ve seen movies of zombies when I was younger, but I never would have guessed that they were real! I was completely defenseless, and had no choice but to flee to the main office of the camp, and was nagged into signing up.
So now, I’m stuck here until those … things… disappear, if ever. …And just where in the world is Timcanpi? I could’ve sworn it -kjwsaLESJGA
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Sorry about that, it seems that my golem was swallowed up by a zombie, and that same zombie crept up to the window of my cabin and spit Tim right through the window (broken window! I have no money to repair it!), and to my face, not to mention that my face stings at the moment. Ugh! Zombie saliva! Now for the big debate: completely ignore the extremely putrid saliva that was slowing… drying… and crusting on my face (I think I’m going to be sick), or face the indestructible zombies to cleanse my face. Err, I’ll pass on that (even if it smells… so bad).
Moving on, I’ve done some exploring today. More like forced to, because the ‘kind’ counselors were too ’sympathetic’ to show me the way to my ’charming’ cabin. I haven’t seen any of my roommates yet, but I do look forward to it. I would also like to convince myself that the counselors were only kidding when they said there are to be six people to a cabin, when it is so tiny!
My exploration of Camp Fuck You Die was not a pleasant one either, because it is only natural that I follow Timcanpi, but it seems to have no idea where it is going, and always end up to a dead end, and there was, cornered by animals, things, zombies (not only once, either)! I have to say thanks to my adrenaline rush, which helped me escaped from the zombies, not that I couldn’t left on my own…
Because ladies and gentlemen, I am not afraid of zombies.
So yes, I’m sorry about the ramble, but I couldn’t help it. My name is Allen Walker, nice to meet you. (Please help me around. *A pro at getting lost.*)
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Character: Ash Redfern
Series: The Night World: Daughters of Darkness
Age: approximately 18
Canon: Ash Redfern is a lamia--or a born
vampire. He's also a Redfern--a direct descendent of the first
vampire, Maya. He can go out in the sunlight, roll around in
garlic, cross running water--basically, he can do everything a
vampire isn't supposed to do. However, he is still susceptible
to burning or staking. In all appearance, he's human. He's
very liberal--making friends with werewolves, partying,
flirting, etc--and a complete smartass. Though liberal, he
thinks--or used to--that humans are of a lower species, meant to
be toyed with. Not to mention, he could do this without
revealing what the Night World really was--which is one of the
two main laws. Basically, he was the perfect Night Person.
Recently in his life, however, he met a human named
Mary-Lynnette, who is his soulmate. At first they did nothing
but clash, but they grew to accept the fact, each other, and
even have begun to love each other. The Ash I play is after he
met Mary-Lynnette and left her to make himself a better person.
He currently works with Circle Daybreak in attempt to atone,
though he's having a difficult time with it. He's still
sarcastic and rude, but he has more frequent lapses of kindness
and tries not to look down on humans.
The book mainly featuring Ash is Daughters of Darkness;
however, he's also made brief appearances in Secret
Vampire, Dark Angel, and Soulmate.
Summer camp, hm?
Well, it is Louisiana, so the fact it's December and
technically not summer is a minor detail. No use in quibbling
over it, I suppose.
And because it's summer camp, and I'm assuming this
pamphlet of activities is slightly outdated, I propose a new
game! Something mostly harmless, fun, and useful to everyone
all at the same time. Sadly, I'm not creative enough to come up
with a name for it, but I'm sure one of you will. The rules are
simple:
Stick your head out a window and see what bizarre creature
decides to attack you first.
Harmless? Sure, if you don't actually let them get to your eyes.
Fun? Certainly; who doesn't want rabid foreign animals
attempting to maul you? Useful? Well, wouldn't you stick
the head of someone you hate out a window just for kicks?
I'm already winning. I've got two rabbits and one bird I
suspect to be extinct now (delicate necks, unfortunately).
You'd think I'd learn, being jumped by werewolves frequently
enough back home.
Joke, of course. I'm sure nobody here believes in silly myths.
Now, I don't suppose anyone knows why my supposed
namesake is so popular for streaking, and why the pamphlet felt
the need to warn me of it?
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Character: Sohma Isuzu or "Rin"
Series: Fruits Basket
Age: 17
Canon: Isuzu, or Rin (it's a pun that only makes sense if you understand Japanese) is a member of the Sohma clan; a family cursed to be possessed by the animals of the Chinese Zodiac and to turn into them when hugged by members of the opposite gender. Rin is possessed by the horse, a rather apt relationship as Rin is proud, headstrong, verbally aggressive and very stubborn -- much like a wild horse. Underneath all this, however, is a very lost woman attempting to work out how to lift the curse upon her family and free her cousin Hatsuharu from it. (Her life would be a lot less difficult and she would probably have a better idea of where to go in solving the curse if she would just accept help already, but Rin is entirely too stubborn for that.)
At one point, Rin was involved in a relationship with Hatsuharu but that quickly ended after Akito pitched a fit and threw her out a window. Nice. The only witness to this attack was Hiro -- who has kept quiet about it ever since. Ever since then, Rin has been trying to drive Hatsuharu away from her (to the point of swinging her IV at him when she was in hospital!) to keep him safe and encourage him to have a relationship with someone 'normal' (read, not her). Of course, she would be horribly hurt if he actually did this.
Rin is being taken shortly after she sees Shigure (otherwise known as Gure-nii) to find out what he knows about the curse.
When I asked Gure-nii how to break the curse, I didn't mean this. Obviously.
Looks as though I've arrived at this...camp. I can't say it's any different to being at home. The only difference is that people here are more open about their lack of brains. Braaaains indeed. The next one who comes near me gets a heel to the throat. Or a hoof No-one touches me like that, especially not some half-rotted animate corpse. It can go off and grope some other decaying body and keep its hands. Off. Me. Now
Oh, that's just disgusting. Keep your hands on your wrists where they belong and pick them up. Okay, so you can't. But make an effort, don't just stand there and stare at me. No, you can't have my brains, I'm using them and for a better purpose than you. Get out of here. I have a shotgun and I will use it. In fact, I'll like it.
...
I...I appear to have been hugged by a zombie. There is no God. The shotgun jammed -- obviously I was given faulty goods (and I will be having words with that Director woman about that) so I had to resort to more...traditional weapons. I never thought I'd be grateful for the curse until now -- damned zombies are going to know not to touch me when I smash their heads in with my hooves
If anyone's seen my cousins, I want to talk to them. Nowhere in their letters about how "wonderful" this place is and how the accomodation is "top-rate" did they see fit to mention the prospect of being molested by the undead. I suppose that does explain why the handwriting in all the letters was the same.
And Hiro? If you've said anything...I'll kill you. I will.
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Character: Houjo Haruto
Series: Haunted Junction (anime)
Age: 16-17
Canon: First, a short summary: Haunted Junction is Saitoh High. The kids of three religious groups (Catholic church, Buddhist Temple, Shinto Shrine) have been made into the Holy Student Council. Houjo Haruto is the son of a Catholic minister, and unlike the others has virtually no spiritual powers! I don't know if the access to holy water from his bathroom really counts. The council is supposed to take care of the school and it's spirits. Haruto was tricked into becoming the president of the council, and he hates it, because he wants to be normal and do normal things (and goes on about it incessantly.)
Haruto wants to be a normal guy, but he's torn between this dream and his obligations as the president. He's a nice guy who likes to help, but he freaks out at weird stuff. He can also take things WAY too seriously. Other details: he nosebleeds at naked women and wants to go to classes even though he doesn't have to. He's also not terribly religious - he wears a cross but he usually expresses his Catholic devotion to God by exclaming "Oh my God" near the end of each episode (a "Jesus Christ!" is not unheard of.) Also: the chairman of the school is one of the 7 School Spirits, and he is an avid collector of occult items (including but not limited to entire schools) and he enjoys scaring Haruto and making his life a living HELL. ♥
CHAIRMAN. Enough is enough! I know I was getting used to the ghosts and while that in itself bothers me, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS. WHAT. NO. Aah! Stupid birds! Stop it! I've heard "It's a Small World" enough times already! Oh. Christmas carols now? Chairman, you're just doing this to spite me, aren't you.
I just want to be a normal boy, going to normal school, taking normal classes, having a normal relationship! Normal! Why can't people understand this?! I want to go to class, I want to learn, I want to go to summer camp! But NOT like this!!
Look, I know that my job, as unwanted as it is, is to take care of the problems at the school for the ghosts and spirits there, but that DOES NOT explain why I'm at a camp to do anything for you! Oh wait, I bet this is a camp that you bought to add to your occult collection - I should have known when you pulled me through the spirit world that you were up to no good! How I ended up locked in a bathroom stall is another question, but entirely unsurprising, but at least I got out, so I guess it's okay but! NORMAL.
This place isn't normal. Not by a long shot! I thought summer camp was supposed to be a happy time in a person's life, where they can play, be free, and learn the way of nature with other NORMAL people? CHAIRMAN, I GOT A GUN WHEN I ARRIVED HERE. I don't get it! I'll admit that this place is better than the school, if only by a little! I tried to make it normal, you know. Campfire! Marshmallows! I had just started the second verse of Kumbaya when I noticed that a skull was on the rock next to mine. It was winking. At me.
I admit it! I ran away screaming! No shame in admitting that! After all, NORMAL PEOPLE don't have to deal with winking skulls! Or anything I have to deal with at Saitoh High, really!
Anyhow! I'm just stopping to catch my breath before I try to find a way out of here, because if I have to suffer, I'd rather do it in my own neighborhood, thank you very much - oh, hello? Can I help you? "Brains?" If you'd just hold on a minute, I'm sure I'll be able to get you some - aaah! GET AWAY! WHAT ARE YOU? Aaagh! You could only be -
ZOMBIES.
The dead I can handle, but the undead are just... OH MY GOD.
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