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[shinnanigans]

If Lu Boyan got me pregnant, would any of you be interested in raising the baby? Both of us are soldiers, and neither really has time to raise a child here or when we make it back to our respective home worlds. Plus, he would be a horrible, horrible father. The bastard.

I am willing to pay the Fed Ex man to pick up and deliver the child if there

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[auel_fixation]

Call it 'Elmer' if it's a boy, man. Elmer's an awesome name.

[shinnanigans]

Would you also recommend "Elesdee" or "Heroin"?

(OOC: Our student body president's last name is Elmers. His posters were all, like, "Stick with Elmers!" It was fun. Shutting up now.)

[auel_fixation]

"Rufis" is an excellent name, too.

[shinnanigans]

I don't like Ron's rat that much.

All of these names are rather simple. Maybe I should go for something more... original?

(OOC: Because yes, somewhere in the world there really is a baby named Treasure Cocaine.)

[birds]

What a.. nice name. Any reason why you picked it?

[shinnanigans]

None at all. It just popped into my head.

(OOC: They're the names of the passenger cars in Thomas the Tank Engine. I had a phase where I insisted it was my middle name. I was a special child.)

[grilled2order]

I am NOT a bastard!

[shinnanigans]

Prove it.

[grilled2order]

My father, Lu Jun, was a man of honor. Of course I'm not a bastard.

...Just like I'll make sure my own children are not bastards.

..............*sigh*

[shinnanigans]

*sniff* You're just lucky that merodi married all of us before you could get your dirty hands on me.

[evilsimon]

Your offer is incredibly kind, but when your spawn hatches, please consider the meaning of 'one quick twist and it's all over keep it.

[sarraceniaceae]

Plus, he would be a horrible, horrible father. The bastard.

Yes. Yes, he would. *sniffs* And I would help you, but I'm already going to have to deal with quintuplets by him. I just hope that they don't take after their father.

[grilled2order]

I'm going to take responsibility! ;_____;

[sarraceniaceae]

About time. I expect you to pay for at least half of my medical bills. My insurance doesn't cover all of them, and I'm currently $100,000 in debt to the hospital and getting deeper.

So, do you have any ideas for names? There'll be two boys and three girls.

[grilled2order]

W-WHAT?!

100,000... gold?