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[ichigoyouidiot]

(OOC: Not dead! Just stressed/busy/lost laptop.)

I disappear for a few days (just how many of these "super secret underground labs where evil scientists perform experiments on you" are there at this camp?) and I find myself in the middle of the woods without any clothes on and someone taking pictures of me.

I hope the zombies like naked

Comments

[truly_tintin]

You really should stay away from the lab with the screaming, echoey footsteps and giggling homicidal butchers. It tends to mess up one's day, and occasionally a Sin pops in to interrupt your stories with having an epic, 4 episode long battle with the Elrics.
IT WAS ONE LIFE TO LIVE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? TAPE IT?
- Joyously enjoying her new technology and slacking on the Lab 5 watch, HoolyLett.

[moonsheen]

OMG YAY MY RUKIA IS BACK

Er. I mean.

[speakingisnot]

Oh. How nice of you to show up.

[ichigoyouidiot]

Nice boxers. I must have missed something exciting while I was gone.

[speakingisnot]

Nothing much. I outed us as hitmen, hollows are apparently on the grounds, bombscare--

...

...put something on.

[ichigoyouidiot]

Someone stole my clothes, you fool.

And why are you just standing here if there are hollows on the grounds?!

[shinnanigans]

Were you abducted by aliens with probes, or was it just normal scientists?

[ichigoyouidiot]

Normal scientists. Sorry to disappoint you.

I think I ended up with superpowers, though.

[im_impulse]

Really?! What kind? Radioactive?!

[ichigoyouidiot]

Well, I can set things on fire with my eyes now. I just need to use it on things.

[khym_chanur]

So you missed Mandatory Nude Day and the chance to stare at Orihime's glorious boobies, huh? To bad.

But about the photographer: why would he be taking naked photos of you? You're way to scrawny and flat chest for it to be used as porn.

[ichigoyouidiot]

Mandatory Nude Day? Is this a common occurrence?

Haven't you ever seen the Kurosaki family porn collection? People like all kinds, it seems.

[khym_chanur]

Mandatory Nude Day? Is this a common occurrence?

Only when the camp Director feels a need to torture the campers.

[ichigoyouidiot]

I guess it happens a lot then.