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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ This time of year is a little romantic, don't you think? Even if you don't, your relationship status is now on display for everyone to see. [NAME] is [complicated/married/engaged/fantasizing about/dating/FOREVER ALONE/etc.] with [PERSON(S)/ETC.]

Yay! All the information you never cared about, nor wanted to share! ]

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[hakases]

[ DON DOGOIER is RABU RABU for IKARI GAI ]

... Ah?

[halfnhalfranger]

[Getting a snack in the mess hall and

GAI is KINDA DATING with Don Dogoier and ACTIVELY IN STALK with Every Other Super Sentai Ever]

[hakases]

[ I'm going to stand here and not notice the kinda ]

[halfnhalfranger]

Hi, Don-san!

[hakases]

Hey.

[tearsinnajar]

[Elena Fisher is complicated married complicated married to Nathan Drake]

Yeah, cute, I needed the editorializing.

[doubleohshit]

That's probably what happens when you spend your time fantasizing over ISIS spies while married to some other guy.

[tearsinnajar]

Seriously, don't flatter yourself.

[already_risen]

Who's Nathan Drake? Also, do you know why these nametags are appearing on everyone?

[George Mason is married to the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.]

[nicetroll]

[ TERUMI YUKI is INSIDE OF AND DERE for SOME GUY NAMED KAZUMA KVAL ]

. . .

[nicebro]

[ . . . . . .

just this face plus mixed feelings of both disgust and rage. mostly disgust. ]

[nicetroll]

You don't even know what it means.

[nicebro]

Considering it's you? I don't want to know.

[ ... back still kind of hurts. ): ]

[mechabro]

[ FRANKY is SUPERRRRRR for NICO ROBIN ]

[pinkaboveboard]

[suddenly, a princess! Have a hug]

Big Bro!

[AHIM DE FAMILLE is fantasizing about CAPTAIN MARVELOUS, JOE GIBKEN and LUKA MILLFY simultaneously]

[mechabro]

[ scoops her up in a SUPER bearhug ]

'eyyy Princess! Didja have a good Christmas?

[pinkaboveboard]

[snuggle snuggle] Yes!

[withdrawing neatly wrapped present from apron pocket] I have a small something for you.