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[pchaaair]

[today, if you happen to be near the center of camp, you will find a troll wrapped up in christmas lights in the snow, along with a bunch of gorillas nearby.]

i AM SORRY THAT i COULD NOT HELP YOU DECORATE PROPERLY, gORILLAS,

[Slooooowing down for the night! I'll be back in full force tomorrow.]

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[waylaidvagrant]

[Oh goodness what are those delightful blinky things surrounding that boy? Some of them are the absolute loveliest shade of green...]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod in polite acknowledgement of the proffered thanks.]

[pchaaair]

i THINK i WILL BE ABLE TO FINISH DOING IT MYSELF, oNCE MY HANDS ARE FREE,

[waylaidvagrant]

[And there they go. Completely liberated.]

[pchaaair]

[You instantly get to work on the rest of the strand.]

wOULD YOU STILL LIKE THE GREEN LIGHTS, sINCE THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE EATING,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod with the greatest possible enthusiasm and hold out your hands.]

[pchaaair]

[You pass the green lights to WV as you get to them.

You kind of wonder what they taste like, but you don't really want to eat lights.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[pchaaair]

i THINK i AM ALMOST OUT OF GREEN,

[waylaidvagrant]

[Once again you are reminded that all good things must come to an end.]

[pchaaair]

sORRY,
dO YOU WANT TO POSSIBLY TRY THE OTHER COLORS,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You shake your head to decline. They just don't seem that appetizing.]

[pchaaair]

oK,
iF YOU ARE SURE,
eRR, tHERE ARE PROBABLY GREEN THINGS IN THE MESSHALL, sINCE, gREEN SEEMS TO BE A BIG COLOR AT THIS TIME OF YEAR FOR HUMANS,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod. There are also many pine-fresh decorations strewn about.]

[pchaaair]

dO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE GREEN THING, oR, dO YOU JUST LIKE GREEN,

[waylaidvagrant]

[You dance a joyful little jig in homage to how much you enjoy the color green. The fact that this probably looks stupid and makes no sense to anyone else doesn't even occur to you.]