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[fu_noobspeaker]

Why hello there, campers and counselors! Gosh, it's December already - my favorite month of the year! It sure is gonna be holly and jolly, y'all! On the staff update front, we hear things are lookin' nice for the barrier for the next couple months, maybe even until those good ol' April showers. Keep up the good work

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[waylaidvagrant]

[You spot one of the at-risk youths you are charged with counseling. You approach him in preparation to counsel him something fierce!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Staaaare.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You boot up your computing device and initiate a mentorly dialogue.]

>greetings sir at-risk youth zero kiryuu.
>i have come to provide you a polite and friendly counseling session.
>you will surely find it satisfactory.

[bitingcynicism]

... Are you serious?

[waylaidvagrant]

>entirely serious.
>counseling is an important job and i will do it to the best of my ability.

[bitingcynicism]

I've already told the others. I don't need counseling.

[waylaidvagrant]

>of course you are in need of counseling.
>you are on my list of people who need counseling.

[bitingcynicism]

The list is nonsense. Like every year.

[waylaidvagrant]

>you will not persuade me sir zero kiruu.
>i am tasked with a job that must be done.
>please cooperate and be counseled.

[bitingcynicism]

Whatever.

[waylaidvagrant]

>excellent.
>now please share your thoughts and feeling with me.
>perhaps it would be best to start with anything that is troubling you.

[bitingcynicism]

This counseling crap.

[waylaidvagrant]

>that is not a real answer.
>you will surely be satisfied once you cooperate.
>please give real answers that aren't foolish.

[bitingcynicism]

... I spent the month as a mongoose while people were being turned into vampires. Is that good enough for you?

[waylaidvagrant]

>i am pleased that you are opening up to me.
>that sounds like quite a frustrating circumstance.
>would you like to share your feelings about this occurrence?

[bitingcynicism]

What do you think my feelings were?