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[smarterthanthe]

[today near the mess hall, there is a young man surrounded by some snowmen in boxes. they even come with helpful instructions]

Huh... these aren’t even supposed to be out yet.

[would you like to cuddle, squish, or otherwise accost a squishy snowman?]

Comments

[smarterthanthe]

It's pretty easy to understand, right?

[youschuldblame]

Plenty easy.

[smarterthanthe]

Do you want to take one?

[youschuldblame]

Nah, I'm warm enough on my own, I think.

[he's like a furnace]

[smarterthanthe]

... Oh. Um, well, if you decide you'd like a new friend anyway, please feel free to take one then, too!

[youschuldblame]

You made them?

[smarterthanthe]

The organization I work for developed them!

[youschuldblame]

Cold people in your world?

[smarterthanthe]

Well, nobody likes to feel too chilly when they're out in the snow, right? These are good for people that are outside, but want to stay wam and cozy, too.

[youschuldblame]

But you'd have to carry them around.

[smarterthanthe]

Yukkin can follow along on his own! Or you can just cuddle him while you walk. He's helpful like that.

[youschuldblame]

Oh, so it walks too. Does it speak as well? Because I could do without that.

[smarterthanthe]

Yukkin is a quiet friend! He follows, and warms you up, but there isn't a talking model yet.

[youschuldblame]

... [crouches down to take a better look at them]

They all look like this?

[smarterthanthe]

That's right! They're a little hard to tell apart this way, though.

[youschuldblame]

Maybe if you painted them in different colours or patterns.