Best Christmas Elf

[chicksdigfuzz]

[Today, near the Center of Camp, there is what appears to be some kind of overlarge playhouse being built. Right now it almost looks like this except the sign over the door says FREE HUGS. How curious.]

I didn't put that there, but I'm okay with it.

Comments

[drfeelgold]

[ sees you get headbutted by the dingo girl. trying so hard not to laugh or smile where you might see him ]

Wow, that was really the opposite of what the sign is advertising.

[weaponvexed]

[Q@#$&%^*^&$]

Fucking hell.

[drfeelgold]

[ don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh ]

Yeah, apparently she does that to everyone.

[weaponvexed]

And no one's killed her yet? Shit, I didn't need that.

[drfeelgold]

I'm sure someone's tried but... I mean she looks like she's about ten, so probably not very hard.

[weaponvexed]

Has anyone tried, I don't know, telling her to cut it out?

[drfeelgold]

I'm sure they have. But does she really look like the type that listens?

[weaponvexed]

I didn't get that good a look at her while she was flying at my head.

[drfeelgold]

Yeah, she's pretty quick isn't she. Sofia and Kurt apparently know her, though.

[weaponvexed]

As intimately as I do?

[drfeelgold]

As far as I can tell, head-butting is how she says 'hello'. So odds are pretty good, yeah.