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[inthemoodnow]

Happy December, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, everyone in between and on the outside. As you've probably noticed, this month has brought back that holiday camp tradition of mistletoe. Which, naturally, ain't your daddy's mistletoe, and let me tell you, it ain't your mother's either, and I would know

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[tearsinnajar]

[taking notes on the 'emasculation' and 'warring spouses' parts]

Somebody's done his homework.

[tearsinnajar]

Came with the crappy shotgun, yup.

[inthemoodnow]

Time to put it to use.