SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

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[dasschlechtende]

[--ABORT THREAD. ABORT THREAD.

ABORT THREAD]

[nocturnemission]

Hey, man, you look kinda stressed. What's wrong?

[dasschlechtende]

FIFTY FOOT RADIUS RIGHT NOW.

[nocturnemission]

Uh, what?

...Oh. Ohhhhh!

[dasschlechtende]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FIFTY FOOT RADIUS!

[nocturnemission]

Look, I heard you, man, but it's probably already to late. Sorry!

[dasschlechtende]

[ continuing here]

[nooneexpectsthe]

Something wrong Prussia?

[dasschlechtende]

[...

okay.

you. I can accept]

Mistletoe, Spain. Mistletoe.

[nooneexpectsthe]

[ you better accept me ]

Eh? It's December already?

[dasschlechtende]

[ continuing here]