SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[bluetilator]

[that's totally the month when you want to meet your friendly neighbourhood primordial monster :D :D]

[necessaryevil]

*clearly the best possible timing*

[bluetilator]

[the best time for me to introduce you to a convenient wall?]

What is that weed doing to me? Mistletoe, it talks as if I should hear it! Get it out of my head!

[necessaryevil]

*apparently, since I can't move away or dodge because of the mistletoe's effects*

Believe me, I would if it were within my power.

*remaining fairly calm, in spite of his irritation at the circumstances*

[bluetilator]

*you're so used to being topped by camp by now*

*this is not the most gentle of kisses*

[necessaryevil]

*can do rough kisses if necessary...*

[bluetilator]

*that only makes Illyria want to push you harder against the wall*

[necessaryevil]

*damn mistletoe*

[bluetilator]

Struggle, and I will tear you apart.

[necessaryevil]

*doesn't know what exactly you are, so at the threat his eyes shift to the Mangekyou Sharingan as a precaution*

I haven't. Though, normally one kiss is sufficient to appease it.

[bluetilator]

The screaming in my head has stopped.

*stands back and lets go*

You have interesting eyes.

[necessaryevil]

*and lets them fade back to the normal Sharingan once there's space between them*

A family trait.

[bluetilator]

How long have your people been fighters?

[necessaryevil]

Generations.

[bluetilator]

Why do your eyes do that? What is that trick for?

[necessaryevil]

They allow me certain advantages in battle. I'm able to read an opponent's movements and energy.