SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[bluetilator]

You emanate a foul stench. Do you enjoy this weed?

[andcontrarywise]

We weeds must play nicely with one another, must we not?

[bluetilator]

Is that what you call yourself? A weed? Humans are weeds. I see nothing human about you.

[andcontrarywise]

Not even the else. One is many things, though, and most distasteful.

[bluetilator]

You are beyond distasteful. What do the humans call you?

[andcontrarywise]

Many things - one goes by Mad Hatter.