SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[burgercraving]

[just stops pushing her fingers inside of her mouth. she hasn't noticed the plant yet]

Gotta be a messed up timezone. It's gotta be.

[stardumbs]

What is?

[burgercraving]

[loooooooks at her slowly]

Mistletoe.

[stardumbs]

Wait, wh-- what time is it?

[burgercraving]

It's midnight in Ohio. Which may be where we are. No one's really figured it out yet.

[stardumbs]

Should we go inside?

[burgercraving]

Did the rest of your brain leak into your nose to finally give it a life of its own or are you just conveniently forgetting?

[stardumbs]

[ this face ]

[burgercraving]

At least I'm not like your beluga whale of a boyfriend.

[stardumbs]

Finn is not a whale!

[burgercraving]

And you should look a little less like you're about to throw up your vegan lifestyle at the thought of kissing me.

[stardumbs]

I'm not exactly a fan of the idea of kissing someone when I'm in a relationship.

[burgercraving]

Call it practice for all kinds of demographics. That's all you thought Britt and I were doing, right?

[the tone, on that last part, is incredibly cutting]

[stardumbs]

[ opens her mouth, and then closes it for a moment ]

I thought Brittany was off limits.

[burgercraving]

It was rhetorical!

[stardumbs]

It's not like you want to kiss me either.