LASER POPCORN

Nov 19, 2011 19:54

[Being halfway through November means that all the corn in the cornfields is drying up... So what happens if you hit dried up corn with a laser?

Lots of popcorn. At least, that's what happens in Camp Fuck U Die ( Read more... )

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 04:08:46 UTC
[instinctively slams up a telekinetic shield because lasers + explosions = someone trying to kill you.]

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needsahandjob November 29 2011, 22:38:04 UTC
You're calling me a liar now?

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dickaster November 20 2011, 04:15:50 UTC
Sorry!

[aims the laser elsewhere]

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 04:18:59 UTC
[yeah, he's tracking where that came from, flying up and hovering there]

What the hell was that for?!

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dickaster November 20 2011, 05:02:23 UTC
Popcorn?

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 05:04:40 UTC
You aimed a laser at me for popcorn? What the hell is wrong with you!

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dickaster November 20 2011, 05:05:35 UTC
Dude, settle down, I aimed it at the corn.

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 05:13:58 UTC
[if dick's observant he'll notice that he's equal parts angry and afraid. good times.]

It's still a laser!

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dickaster November 20 2011, 06:02:51 UTC
It's non-lethal!

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 06:11:23 UTC
So was the last time I ran into a laser!

[he gestures with one hand...gauntlet ... thing.]

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dickaster November 20 2011, 07:07:35 UTC
. . . oh.

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 07:12:28 UTC
Yeah. Oh.

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dickaster November 20 2011, 07:39:38 UTC
Sorry I freaked you out?

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needsahandjob November 20 2011, 07:42:22 UTC
I wasn't freaked out.

[he so was.]

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dickaster November 22 2011, 02:31:41 UTC
Okay, okay.

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needsahandjob November 22 2011, 02:40:08 UTC
So tell me why I shouldn't break the laser.

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