LASER POPCORN

[comesquickly]

[Being halfway through November means that all the corn in the cornfields is drying up... So what happens if you hit dried up corn with a laser?

Lots of popcorn. At least, that's what happens in Camp Fuck U Die

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[daddyderpest]

[pulling popcorn out of his hair]

[painintheneck]

[LIKEWISE]

[daddyderpest]

I don't feel that they thought this through particularly well.

[painintheneck]

No, but children aren't exactly known for that. We can't hold it against them.

[daddyderpest]

That's certainly true.

Oh, Ms LeClerq I remembered something yesterday that I had forgotten to tell you. Kiryuu-kun told me some time ago that around this time of year, no, I think it was October, the vampires in camp traditionally have some trouble with, well, sanity, I suppose. I kept meaning to tell you but every time we spoke I would forget! But I'm sure you're fine.

[painintheneck]

Oh! How nice of you to be thinking of me. But of course I've been fine. I've had a very long time to gain self-control.

[daddyderpest]

I wasn't worried, but I thought you should like to be informed.

[painintheneck]

The month's almost over. I don't think there's anything to worry about.

[daddyderpest]

I hope not. It would be quite troublesome for everyone if the vampires here lost control. From how Kiryuu-kun tells it, things were quite dramatic last year.

[painintheneck]

I can't imagine.

[daddyderpest]

As long as things are fine, now, I suppose it doesn't matter.

[painintheneck]

Yes. Here's hoping the rest of the month goes smoothly.

[she is so full of shit]

[daddyderpest]

[we're well matched in the amounts of shit we're full of]

Oh, I'm sure it will. The people I've met here are very reasonable.

[painintheneck]

You know Elijah, I'm assuming.

[daddyderpest]

I'm acquainted with him.

[painintheneck]

What do you think of him?