itp: juice

[fifthpleads]

[ IN THE MESS HALL TONIGHT: ]

This is not the grape juice I was looking for.

((new character, new icons, etc etc))

Comments

[solipsismmortal]

Dunno where the juice is, but you got any steak?

[me_fuckyeah]

[... Oh, hey, I've been a dog before!]

Wow, you're so fluffy!

[solipsismmortal]

[runs in circles around him :D]

You smell like hamburgers!

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh! Yeah, I got one in my pocket.

You want it? I was saving it for later, but I don't mind sharing!

[solipsismmortal]

If ya don't mind!

[sniffing your pockets a lot]

[me_fuckyeah]

[well, he is taking out his wrapped up hamburger and sharing! This is how he makes friends. |D]

You're the guy who's cutting the thanksgiving turkey, aren't you?

[solipsismmortal]

[NOM NOM NOM SO GOOD]

Yup! Well, when I got opposable thumbs again.

An' yer America, which explains the hamburgers.

[me_fuckyeah]

Yep! Because no other country is smart enough to carry extra hamburgers-- just in case!

[OMG FLUFFY DOG, ALL THE PETTINGS]

[solipsismmortal]

[YES I LOVE PETTINGS]

I like that, that's a good emergency ta have.

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey! How good do you think you are at catching frisbees?

[solipsismmortal]

I bet I could catch any frisbee you toss my way!

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh, man, I wanna try it! I've been trying to teach my dogs how to be good at frisbee catching for ages!

[I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE IN MY JACKET. LET'S NOT QUESTION IT.]

[solipsismmortal]

[OKAY sniffing the heck out of that frisbee]

[me_fuckyeah]

[it smells like hamburgers]

Got it?

[solipsismmortal]

[perfect]

Got it!!

[me_fuckyeah]

Alright, let's go outside!

[OPENING THE DOOR FOR THE DOG]