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[coffeejesus]

[ outside, the air is clear & fresh & all of a sudden you find yourself walking into a field of these

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[easybreezyidiot]

[KICKING THEM]

Stupid weeds.

[stolengood]

What's up with you?

[easybreezyidiot]

Nothing. I've been looking for you.

[stolengood]

Why?

[easybreezyidiot]

'Cause I wanted to ask you something. Two things.

[stolengood]

Shoot.

[easybreezyidiot]

Okay, one. I know you're like the best thief ever, but are you any good at tricking people? Like trading them for stuff, but making sure you get the better deal.

[stolengood]

I'm not the expert but I could try my hand at it. Hardison may be better, I don't know.

[easybreezyidiot]

Okay.

[stolengood]

Two?

[easybreezyidiot]

This is going to sound really weird or something, but it's a serious question. If someone says they're going to help train you, and they do help train you, but to help you get better they basically had to beat the shit out of you and make you think you were going to die, it still counts as help, right? It's still training.

[stolengood]

What the actual fuck, Brianna?

[easybreezyidiot]

What the actual fuck what? I was just asking.

[stolengood]

Yeah, well, that's really specific.

[easybreezyidiot]

Okay, so pretend it was someone else asking. What would you say?

[stolengood]

An adult someone else?