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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ The moogles seem a little anxious today... kupo. But the sun is shining!

It's also WAFFLE DAY! ]

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[bethecoolkid]

[If there is a better way to combat angst over sucky circumstances than waffles, you sure don't know what it is.

That is to say- there is waffle-devouring goin' on right here, right now. With PLENTY of strawberry jam.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You are also devouring waffles- with-jam, minus the waffle intermediary.]

[bethecoolkid]

[This is so gross you think you're gonna have to video-tape it for posterity. Just look at that carapace go, man.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[The jam pile in your carapaced gullet simply does not stop from getting taller... Until you empty the jam jar, at least.]

[bethecoolkid]

think you got enough jam in there

[waylaidvagrant]

[You shake your head solemnly.]

[bethecoolkid]

its hard man
its hard and nobody understands

[waylaidvagrant]

[You think that truer words were never spoken and nod as you grab a jar of boysenberry. You also grab a jar of blueberry jam and offer it to your breakfastchum.]

[bethecoolkid]

[You do not even know how to hold all these gifts.

Literally. If you try to imbibe this you will not be able to hold it.]

its coo
more of a red than a deep purple guy

[waylaidvagrant]

[You shrug and add it to your own digestive collection instead. No sense in letting delicious foodsuffs go to waste, after all.]

[bethecoolkid]

[You can do nothing else but bear witness to this massacre on good taste and standards. It's sloppy on the border of perversion. You would look away, if it wasn't all just so... transfixing.]

[waylaidvagrant]

*BURP*

[You are beginning to feel rather full.]

[youmustlickit]

[You never have been able to resist the siren call of DELICIOUS RED STRAWBERRY JAM...

You steal a jam-covered waffle right off your HUMAN BOYFRIEND'S plate]

H3H3H3H3

[bethecoolkid]

[You are going to put up what you think is a VERY convincing act of put-upon weariness, since this was not at all a part of your calculations.]

just gonna go up and snatch my hardearned softchewed loot huh
is that what they teach you in the alternian court houses