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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ there's organ music coming from everywhere this morning. or it seems like everywhere. ]

Comments

[misswexler]

Soundtrack comes with no extra charge?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Last time it was "The Monster Mash."

[misswexler]

I can see we have a fan of the...classics.

[the_ex_in_xp]

This is an actual classic, isn't it? Classical like Beethoven or Bach?

[misswexler]

Bach, actually. And yes, this is actually a legitimate piece of music.

[the_ex_in_xp]

You say that like replacing the Transylvania Twist isn't a sign of legitimacy for the Monster Mash.

But, thanks for the Bach note. It helps to think of a dude in a powdered wig instead of some Phantom creep playing this.

[misswexler]

Is there a convenient mad scientist's lair in the vicinity? [laughing a little, the question more or less pertains to both previous statements.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah, but it's probably more...lairs. I don't think the resident mad scientists like to bunk together.

[misswexler]

Ah. [sagest of nods] Battling geniuses.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Plus, they probably suck at the whole co-habitation thing in general.

[misswexler]

Do you know any of them personally?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Not enough to get an evil lair invite. Most of them I hear about from other people, or I met them but they didn't immediately start in on some "It's alive!" cackling so I didn't notice.

[misswexler]

[pfffft] There's enough walking re-animated around here to spare.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah, but they're hardly up to Romero standards.

[misswexler]

Oh, I don't know. I kind of prefer 1968. Unless you're referring to their dedication.

[the_ex_in_xp]

And their lack of dedication. They got smarter in Dawn of the Dead once they learned the perils of mall living.