ITP: apple bobbing

[vaudou]

[for those of you heading over to the Mess Hall late this evening you'll notice a rather large sign propped outside the entrance

BOBBING FOR APPLESonce you head on in, there'll be three large round barrels each filled with water and, of course, apples! unfortunately, camp being camp, each barrel happens to have a little extra to bob for. you are

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[easybreezyidiot]

[she's cheating and using her hands + super speed combo]

[needsahandjob]

Nice.

[easybreezyidiot]

Not bad yourself.

[needsahandjob]

I'm not putting any part of me in there. I don't know who's been spitting in it.

[easybreezyidiot]

[... takes a bite of an apple]

Thanks.

[needsahandjob]

You think someone hasn't been?

[easybreezyidiot]

Maybe, but I don't care.

[needsahandjob]

You know there are apples in the mess hall too?

[easybreezyidiot]

So? I don't feel like going over there.

[needsahandjob]

Well, if ever you want one without losing a finger, that's where.

[easybreezyidiot]

Thanks for the tip, bo--

[yep, she almost called him boss. luckily she caught herself so there can be awkward silence instead!]

[needsahandjob]

Still mad at me?

[easybreezyidiot]

Not mad. I just don't care.

[needsahandjob]

[snort]

No, you do. I know what apathy looks like.

[easybreezyidiot]

[just gonna keep eating this apple]

So you're psychic now too.

[needsahandjob]

God, don't say that. No goddamn way would I want to be a telepath.