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[theaxeffect]

Could something please try to kill me?

I'm really bored.

Thanks.

Comments

[tickingtykebomb]

Try the caves.

[theaxeffect]

I did.

[tickingtykebomb]

If they weren't exciting you didn't go far enough.

[theaxeffect]

They were exciting for a while, but even they get repetitive, and the monsters don't exactly require the most strategy.

[lunadickery]

There are other methods of alleviating boredom.

[theaxeffect]

Such as?

[lunadickery]

Books, movies, conversation, games, or any number of other activities that don't require you to seek death.

[theaxeffect]

I'm not seeking death.

[fruitophile]

... ♠

[theaxeffect]

...

[fruitophile]

No. ♣

[theaxeffect]

O...kay?

[littlestdeath]

Me too! With all the rain I can't go outside and practice. It's so boring.

[theaxeffect]

You can't practice in the rain?

[littlestdeath]

I can, but then everyone fusses that I'll get sick.

[theaxeffect]

What will you do when you have to fight in it?

[skirtindanger]

... When you phrase it like that, everyone's going to wonder what's wrong with you.

[theaxeffect]

Not everyone.

[skirtindanger]

Alright. Only most.

[theaxeffect]

Not even that.