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[hakases]

[ there are now explosions coming from a clearing in the cornfield as one nerdy guy fuels his ~EMOTIONS~ into danger science! ]

... That one didn't have nearly enough gunpowder.

((BED! Picking up tomorrow! ... oh yeah I forgot to say I'm back. HI I'M BACK AND TAGGING FOREVER. It's never too late to beat up this nerd tag!))

Comments

[burgercraving]

Hey, do you even know what you're doing?

[hakases]

Of course I do!

[burgercraving]

Yeah, it really doesn't seem like it. Cut it out, you're disrupting my ... everything.

[hakases]

Why should I?

[burgercraving]

Because when a beautiful girl tells you to do something, you should know that you should listen.

[hakases]

Haaah? Beautiful girl?

[burgercraving]

Did you get some of that gunpowder in your eyes?

[hakases]

I still want to blow things up.

[burgercraving]

And I wanna meet Angelina Jolie in a club. Just because it seems like it should be a possible thing doesn't mean it's gotta be a reality.

Face up to it. With the hair of someone who stole Justin Timberlake's bleach from the nineties and the face of someone who's been run over by a four-wheeler, you've gotta do whatever you can to not piss people off. Trust me on this. I'm an expert. So when someone tells you to stop-especially someone as knowledgeable as me-you listen.

[hakases]

[ most of that just flew over his head ]

... Earthlings are weird.

[burgercraving]

Oh.

Gross.

[hakases]

What's gross?

[burgercraving]

Aliens. They look normal on the surface and then they've got a spiked penis or something. That ain't something I'm up for.

[hakases]

Oi! My penis is not spiked!

[burgercraving]

I'd ask you to prove it to me, but I'd rather not lose my dinner from tonight.

[hakases]

[ D: ]

Y-you're really weird!