itp; wetness

Oct 05, 2011 17:48

[Wow, this sure as heck wasn't the bath you climbed into. Or maybe you were getting ready to step into a shower and ended up in someone else's. Maybe you're suddenly in the wrong onsen!

Yeah this is a bathninja post.]

((nnnnnnot running this, go wild))

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 02:41:32 UTC
¡Madre de Dios, no me fucking gusta!

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 02:43:31 UTC
[ automatically goes to cover her face. Not to block her view but to protect it in case Santana goes primal ]

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 02:44:53 UTC
[... which gives Santana a view of her breasts]

Get out of my bath, Berry! I always knew you were a pervert, but I didn't think you'd go through the lengths of sneaking up the moment I nap.

Oh, and the footsy thing just then? Don't even think of doing it again.

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 02:50:06 UTC
I didn't do anything like that! I have as much of a clue as to what's going on as you do.

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 02:52:33 UTC
-And yank your damn arms down, it isn't helping with making this make sense.

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 02:55:44 UTC
[ pulls them down, but closes her eyes!! ]

There.

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 02:56:45 UTC
I can't pop your cherry from over here.

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 02:58:04 UTC
[ adjgfsg ]

I am just trying to give you space. I'm sure this is a very awkward position for the both of us.

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 02:58:51 UTC
Yeah, but between the two of us, at least I've got something worth looking at. You could look at me for inspiration for your next plastic surgeon adventure.

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 03:06:27 UTC
I'm quite fine with the way I look now, so I'm going to have to pass on that.

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 03:07:41 UTC
From experience? Your boyfriend likes when there's a little more going on upstairs than a giant ventilation shaft.

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 03:13:20 UTC
We are not talking about this.

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 03:16:24 UTC
Yeah, I guess it's not really relevant now, is it?

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 03:17:41 UTC
. . .

Are there any towels nearby?

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burgercraving October 6 2011, 03:18:17 UTC
Look for yourself. I'm comfortable.

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stardumbs October 6 2011, 03:27:56 UTC
Thanks for the help.

[ torn between opening her eyes or not ]

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