october eve

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Tonight the Mess Hall is filled with the smell of pumpkin and festive cheer! There are pumpkin pies, pumpkin bars, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin spice tea--it's all very cozy and warm and not at all ominous! ... Which in turn makes it kind of ominous, whoops. But, hey! Maybe this year will be different!]

Comments

[burgercraving]

[inspecting ... pumpkin flavored breadsticks]

They ruined them, and they were already lacking!

[tinymanoncampus]

[taking a few pumpkin cookies and cup of tea]

Are those breaksticks?

[burgercraving]

They were until they infected them.

[tinymanoncampus]

[looking at his cookies skeptically]

Is there something wrong with the food?

[burgercraving]

...

[burgercraving]

There might be.

[tinymanoncampus]

[takes a tentative bite]

It's not great, but it seems normal.

[burgercraving]

That's how they're supposed to be.

[tinymanoncampus]

Oh good. [finishing the cookie]

You should try one of these. They're actually not bad, and they're probably better than pumpkin breadsticks.

[burgercraving]

I don't like pumpkin.

[tinymanoncampus]

Seriously? Not even pumpkin lattes? I wait all year for those.

[burgercraving]

It's just off to me. I'll take mocha or just black coffee instead-and I don't gotta wait until some holiday inspiring fat housewives to keep on the weight to enjoy it.

[tinymanoncampus]

[shrugs] Mochas are alright, but I think there's something really comforting about seasonal coffee.

[burgercraving]

You could seriously be a psychologist's wet dream.

[tinymanoncampus]

Because I like flavored lattes?

[burgercraving]

It's the whole creature of habit thing. You're like, every company's lame demographic.