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[For everyone taking refuge from the rain in the Mess Hall, a small bird is likely to land carefully in front of you. She has a very important question!]

Um, hi. I was wondering if you've ever turned into an animal, especially if you didn't even break any rules? And, um, if you've never been an animal, what kind do you think you'd turn into?

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[sutureourfuture]

[SURE ARE OVERHEARING THIS CONVERSATION AND SURE DON'T LIKE IT]

[burgercraving]

[oh, well]

[sutureourfuture]

[if there are tiny sparrow tears there'll be more than just unsubtle glaring going on]

[burgercraving]

Do you need something?

[sutureourfuture]

Nothing. Just watch what you say to the bird.

[burgercraving]

She landed by me.

[sutureourfuture]

Doesn't mean she had to land by a shitty attitude like yours. Watch it.

[burgercraving]

We're just having a pleasant chat.

[sutureourfuture]

[gurl :|]

[burgercraving]

It's not like I'm hurting her feathery little ass.

[sutureourfuture]

No, you're not. And you won't.

[burgercraving]

I'll take the compliment where it's due because you definitely think that I'm that much of a badass, and having the opportunity to look myself in the mirror every morning in the rough neighborhood where I grew up, I really can't blame you.

But I won't hurt your birdy little friend, even when she's short and scrawny and has a mask making it possible for everyone around her to ignore her more easily.

So don't worry. You can go find your facepaint and become the jolly green giant you're meant to be and I can keep having a nice chat with her.