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[verypointed]

[Tonight, old radios and laptops are suddenly playing a strange and unfamiliar theme song, before a voice crackles in and out of static]

Good evening and welcome to the special edition of Hero TV's Radio show! We're bringing this show to you live in the middle of Camp Fuck You Die, a wonderful little campsite in the middle of America. Thank

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Listeners!

[verypointed]

((For all listeners reactions and what nots. All other threads past this one will be treated as not addressed directly to the Heroes.))

Re: Listeners!

[homoexmachina]

[meanwhile, elsewhere in camp, a robot is shaking a radio scanner]

It can't be on every frequency.

[im_impulse]

What's going on, Brainy? You listening to a ball game?

[homoexmachina]

Even if I wanted to I couldn't.

[im_impulse]

Maybe if you fiddle with the antenna!

[homoexmachina]

No, it's on every station. Watch.

[moving the dial from side to side . . . someone is talking about their favorite hero]

[im_impulse]

*leans over to listen*

Hey! I recognize one of the voices! It was the guy who told me he had to ask me questions. Maybe that's his job as some kinda question asking counselor person!

--what's an emu vampire? We have emu vampires?!

[homoexmachina]

Based on what Bouncing Boy's told me, I'm pretty sure they're an urban legend. Like chainsaws.

[im_impulse]

Chainsaws are totally real! Max threw some at me for training and everything!

[homoexmachina]

Really? They didn't seem like effective weapons.

[im_impulse]

They're pretty effective for trees and those late night horror films--don't tell Max I watched those.

[homoexmachina]

Max? Who's Max?

[im_impulse]

My mentor, trainer, guy who makes me do homework, Max Mercury.

[homoexmachina]

You really still need one?

[im_impulse]

I don't need need Max I just, he's my family. I need him in that way.

[homoexmachina]

I see . . .

Then you're very lucky.