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[dr_mcdere]

*Regardless if you've been in Camp for five months or five years, one of those banned things at least has got to be eating away at you. What is it that you crave most? Sugar? Flashlights? Sex? Whatever it is, there's a picture of you engaging in it tacked up on a board in the Center of Camp.

Hope that's okay with you.*

(Right, my battery is low,

Comments

[burgercraving]

That is seriously the grossest thing I've seen since Finn tried to eat Berry's face.

[capt_homo]

Are you being homophobic?

[burgercraving]

No, I'm furry bashing.

[capt_homo]

Wow, rude.

[burgercraving]

You say that like you expected anything else from me.

[capt_homo]

Maybe you'd been touched by the healing magic of a unicorn since the last time we talked, I don't know.

[burgercraving]

I'm pretty sure a unicorn would die if it got near me.

[capt_homo]

...Good point.

[burgercraving]

You'd be just as lethal.

[capt_homo]

Good thing unicorns don't come into Toronto that often.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, but I bet they show up in camp.

[capt_homo]

I'll keep my distance, then.

[burgercraving]

You might fuck bears, but at least you're looking out for the magical creatures in the world.

[capt_homo]

Joseph isn't a bear!

[burgercraving]

You're right. He's gotta gain a couple hundred pounds, but it's definitely one of his aspirations.

[capt_homo]

Leave him alone, you haven't even met him.