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[fu_noobspeaker]

[Outside of the mess hall, a message has been posted on a rather large sandwich board. In fact, it's impossible to miss. It reads:]

BANNED ITEMS:

- Sex
- Sugar
- Hitler
- Applebee's
- The Electric Slide
- Umbrellas
- Flashlights

Enjoy your hair scrunchies, y'all! I knew you missed 'em!

[. . . nearby, there is a bucket full of hair scrunchies.]

Comments

[notmakingout]

[picking up a yellow dog scrunchie]

Hmm, I dunno, is it quite my style?

[moondropkick]

Oh, definitely.

[notmakingout]

Ya think so? It is pretty cute.

[moondropkick]

It fits with the rest of your style.

[notmakingout]

Well, that settles it then.

[loops the scrunchie around his ponytail]

[moondropkick]

Very nice.

[notmakingout]

Yup. This must have been what was missing from my image all this time.

[moondropkick]

You look much more polished now.

[notmakingout]

I'm sure all the ladies will really love it.

[moondropkick]

I'm not sure if anyone will be able to resist it.

[notmakingout]

Ooh, it could be a little tricky if I have ta try ta hold people back.

[moondropkick]

I wouldn't go that far.

[notmakingout]

No? Ya don't feel overcome with passion?

[moondropkick]

I'm afraid not.

[notmakingout]

Guess I'll have ta keep workin' on it.

[moondropkick]

I think some things can't be over come just by hard work.