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[fu_noobspeaker]

[Outside of the mess hall, a message has been posted on a rather large sandwich board. In fact, it's impossible to miss. It reads:]

BANNED ITEMS:

- Sex
- Sugar
- Hitler
- Applebee's
- The Electric Slide
- Umbrellas
- Flashlights

Enjoy your hair scrunchies, y'all! I knew you missed 'em!

[. . . nearby, there is a bucket full of hair scrunchies.]

Comments

[jackoclubs]

[. . . shooting hair scrunchies at people. MATURITY 101]

[suppliesdemand]

[Takes a scrunchy to the glasses.]

[jackoclubs]

-- incoming!

[suppliesdemand]

...So it would seem. Hello, Kaito.

[jackoclubs]

Sorry, I thought your face was a target.

What's up?

[suppliesdemand]

I that so... Well, I was just looking over the new list of contraband. I suppose it's perfectly in line with camp logic to allow something completely frivolous, while banning two perfectly useful items.

[jackoclubs]

I dunno, I think the scrunchies are kinda useful.

[flinging another one at a random passerby] I dunno how the heck they're going to get rid of all the umbrellas everyone already has, though.

[suppliesdemand]

Everyone could suddenly find their umbrellas turned into flamingos, perhaps.

[jackoclubs]

[snort] Flamingos sure won't keep us dry when it rains.

[suppliesdemand]

I imagine that's the point. We can probably expect stormy weather, in the near future.

[jackoclubs]

Bad weather and a huge power outage.

[suppliesdemand]

Now might be a good time to start collecting candles.

[jackoclubs]

Keh, next thing you know, they're gonna ban candles too.

[suppliesdemand]

Let's just hope someone here knows how to make torches.

[jackoclubs]

They can't be that difficult to make.

[suppliesdemand]

I imagine not. At the very least, there's plenty of flammable material around.